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<i>♪</i>

2
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<i>♪ I'm flying high</i>
<i>in the Christmas sky ♪</i>

3
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<i>♪ Headed home to you ♪</i>

4
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<i>♪ When the winter wind ♪</i>

5
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<i>PAM: If there's anything</i>
<i>in the world</i>

6
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<i>that challenges my concept</i>
<i>of "perfectly normal,"</i>

7
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<i>it's Christmas,</i>

8
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<i>that one time of year</i>
<i>our society decides</i>

9
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<i>it's okay to pretend</i>
<i>a fat man in a red suit</i>

10
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<i>comes down our chimneys</i>
<i>to give us presents,</i>

11
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<i>and that tinsel</i>
<i>is acceptable home decor.</i>

12
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<i>♪ Whoa, whoa ♪</i>

13
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<i>And it just so happens</i>
<i>that my humble tale begins</i>

14
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<i>during that</i>
<i>oh, so festive time of year.</i>

15
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[phone ringing]

16
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Hey, Ma, is everything okay?

17
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<i>Well, your father wants</i>
<i>turkey this year.</i>

18
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What?

19
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You know how we always
have the Christmas ham?

20
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Well, for some reason,
he's decided in his mind

21
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that we should have
turkey this year.

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- It's fine, Ma.
-<i> I was really hoping</i>

23
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you would be with me
on this one, sweetheart.

24
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Of course I'm with you.

25
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I'm just saying that
if Dad wants turkey,

26
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I'm fine either way.

27
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I'll be there just like
every Christmas before.

28
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So should we set
an extra place

29
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for someone you might
bring with you this year?

30
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Just me, Mom.
Is there anything else?

31
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I'm in the middle
of a deadline.

32
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For your book?

33
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<i>Not for my book.</i>
<i>For my job.</i>

34
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How about I give you
a call back later,

35
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and we'll discuss this turkey
or ham crisis together, okay?

36
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I'm sorry to bother you.

37
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I know it's not for
a couple of more weeks,

38
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but we're so looking forward
to seeing you for Christmas.

39
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Me too, Mom, me too.

40
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Feel free to bring someone.

41
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Goodbye, Mother.

42
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Ten more days
till Christmas, Pam!

43
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I don't have time to talk, Toby.

44
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I'm trying to finish up
this article.

45
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Do you want a reindeer cupcake?

46
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I just baked a new batch
last night.

47
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No, thanks.

48
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It'll get you
in the Christmas mood.

49
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I don't have time for Christmas
just yet, okay?

50
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- [thump]
- Did I just hear somebody say

51
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they baked a new batch
of reindeer cupcakes?

52
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- I sure did!
- Ooh, gimme!

53
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A merry 12 more days
before Christmas, Louise.

54
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Back at ya, Toby!

55
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[laughing]

56
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Ho ho ho.

57
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- [phone ringing]
- What now, Ma?

58
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Okay.

59
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<i>♪</i>

60
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I like Toby, I do, but I am
trying to get my story in,

61
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and between
his cupcake interruptions

62
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and antler distractions,

63
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I can barely string
a sentence together.

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You deserve better
than that, Pam.

65
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But I'm not the one who
hires the office assistants.

66
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I mean the job.
They work you nonstop.

67
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I'm surprised you were even
able to make it out tonight.

68
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I'm a writer.
I don't get time off.

69
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Yeah, but working
that long and that hard,

70
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you should be writing
your own stuff.

71
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It's all of my own stuff.

72
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I mean stuff you love,
stuff you care about.

73
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Do you know how long it took me
to become a staff writer

74
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at a major
like<i> New York Minute?</i>

75
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You could self-publish
your book.

76
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I gotta finish it first.

77
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Aha. There we go,
You're onto something.

78
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You need to take some time off
and finish your book.

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I need to pay my rent.
[laughs]

80
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- That's what I need to do.
- Hi there.

81
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- Oh.
- Hi yourself.

82
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What you drinking?

83
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Tell you what.
Let me finish with my friend,

84
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and then I'll let you know
when I need a refill?

85
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We'll be waiting.

86
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I know you will.

87
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T-T-Y-S.

88
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That means
"talk to you soon," right?

89
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Well, look at you.

90
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You have been busy
since the divorce,

91
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I'll give you that.

92
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And you need to get busy,
if you know what I mean.

93
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The friend is cute.

94
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Your cute and my cute
aren't the same.

95
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Whatever happened to
that guy Mark from accounting?

96
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It's complicated.

97
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You're complicated.

98
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Is it so complicated
to want someone

99
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who understands
the little things?

100
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And by little things,
I assume you mean

101
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understanding when you cancel on
dates because you have to work?

102
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Okay, so I was
a little preoccupied.

103
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But to be honest with you,
we weren't a good fit.

104
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And it's all about making
good choices, right?

105
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What do you mean?

106
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Well, you've just
become liberated.

107
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I remember what that's like.

108
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You're out there,
you're dating,

109
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and you feel like
you're 18 again.

110
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- It's amazing.
- But sooner or later,

111
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you realize
that you're not 18 again.

112
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Life is short, you know?

113
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You find yourself
out there searching

114
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for someone
who makes you feel like--

115
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Eighteen?

116
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You know what?
I'm done with you.

117
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- I'm going back to work.
- Oh, wait.

118
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I haven't even shown you
the surprise yet.

119
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What surprise?

120
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Merry Christmas!

121
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What is this?

122
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A Christmas cruise?

123
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It's a five-day boat trip

124
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from San Pedro,
the port of Los Angeles,

125
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to this tiny little island about
200 miles out on the Pacific.

126
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It's a resort called
Christmas Island.

127
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- Oh.
- It's just one day there,

128
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three days on the island,
and one day back.

129
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My designer friend got me
tickets for me and a date,

130
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and I don't have a date

131
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so I figured
I'd bring my best friend

132
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and find a date on the boat.

133
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She even got me tickets to LA.

134
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It's really called
Christmas Island?

135
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Yeah, it's a theme resort.

136
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Oh, let me guess the theme.
Pirates? Arrr!

137
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It's gonna be amazing, okay?

138
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It's only open
one month out of the year,

139
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and they've got nightclubs
and surfing, diving,

140
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tours of the island,
and lots of single guys,

141
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all Christmas themed.

142
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Santa Claus?
Not my kind of cute.

143
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No, the cruise
is Christmas themed.

144
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The guys are a variety pack.
It'll be so fun.

145
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Becky, it sounds like
an amazing present,

146
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but this time of the year
for me getting off work,

147
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I just can't take off
a week and...

148
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go out to California
with you.

149
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Hear me out.
The cruise leaves in two days.

150
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We'll just fly out to LA,
go on the cruise,

151
00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,834
and I'll have you back
by next week,

152
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and then you'll have plenty of
time to work yourself to death.

153
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Stop.

154
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You said it yourself:
Life is short.

155
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And whether you wanna
admit it or not,

156
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you need an escape.

157
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Just think about it tonight.
Okay? For me.

158
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Okay.

159
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To our Christmas cruise.

160
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Ho ho ho.

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[laughing]

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<i>♪</i>

163
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Arlo.

164
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[phone ringing]

165
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- Hey, Mom.
<i>- Crisis averted.</i>

166
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<i>We will have ham</i> and<i> turkey.</i>

167
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It's gonna be a real feast
this year.

168
00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,925
- Sounds good.
<i>- Are you home?</i>

169
00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,393
I just got back, actually.

170
00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:10,896
<i>Oh, were you out on a date?</i>

171
00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,131
Just out with Becky.

172
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<i>I've actually gotta</i>
<i>do a little work,</i>

173
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<i>so I'm glad</i>
<i>you worked everything out.</i>

174
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It's 10:00.
You work so hard.

175
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It's the job, Mom.

176
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Just as long as you love it.

177
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You do love it, don't you,
sweetheart?

178
00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,448
I'm a writer in New York City.

179
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What's not to love?

180
00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,552
<i>Just once I would like to see</i>

181
00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,888
someone standing next to you
when I open the door.

182
00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:40,725
Yeah, me too, Mom.

183
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<i>Either way...</i>

184
00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,129
I can't wait to see you.

185
00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,630
<i>Love you, Mom.</i>

186
00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:48,934
Give Dad a hug for me,
okay? Bye.

187
00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,007
- Morning.
- Boss wants to see you.

188
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Okay.

189
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He said now.

190
00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:01,112
I'm never gonna get ahead.

191
00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:04,583
Want a reindeer cupcake?
Live a little.

192
00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:08,353
Pam, I took a gander at this
article about the millennials

193
00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,623
influencing
the city infrastructure.

194
00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,692
It's true, you know.

195
00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,794
That's exactly
what I was going for.

196
00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,596
Yeah, but it's boring.

197
00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,531
Boring?

198
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:22,367
Yeah, well, not the writing.
It's just the subject matter.

199
00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,302
I mean, it's just like,
the millennial thing

200
00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,871
has just been done to death.

201
00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,606
I mean, you've been here
for, uh--

202
00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,208
Yikes. You've been here
for a long time.

203
00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,178
Where are you going
with this, Arlo?

204
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,647
Look, when my father
gave me this place,

205
00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,382
I know what everybody
was saying around here.

206
00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,684
- You do?
- Yeah, of course, of course.

207
00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:43,188
But I still want to do
something special.

208
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,524
I mean, I'm reading
these things, right?

209
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,493
And I'm just like,
"Oh, boring. I'm asleep."

210
00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:51,329
I wake up, I read this one,
and I'm back to sleep again.

211
00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,964
I'm so bored!
I'm bored that I'm bored!

212
00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:56,868
With all due respect,
you are new to this.

213
00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,237
Yeah, but you're one of
my favorite writers around here.

214
00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,640
You're the only one I think
who has a lick of talent.

215
00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,009
And excellent taste, and I'm
catching on very quickly.

216
00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,144
So here's the deal.

217
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:10,081
I think we need to just have
a little change around here.

218
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:14,219
Right? We gotta keep up
with the<i> Post</i> and the<i> Times.</i>

219
00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,254
Speaking of the times,
everyone is reading the news

220
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,723
on the Internet now,
which is an improvement

221
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,559
because now you don't get
the ink on your fingers.

222
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,662
I always hated that thing
because it's like the news.

223
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,597
The news is dirty. You can't
take the dirt out of the news.

224
00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,099
It's a whole thing.
What are you working on now?

225
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,569
Um, I am finishing up
the article

226
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,070
on the Syracuse Dog Show.

227
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,173
See, that's not what we need.

228
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,942
You don't like dogs?

229
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:40,011
No, I love dogs.
Don't like Syracuse.

230
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,580
I went to Syracuse.

231
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,215
It's a lovely school.

232
00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:47,185
I don't fully understand
the orange thing,

233
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,920
but here's what we need.

234
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,089
We need something
that's just young and sexy.

235
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,192
Look, young doesn't always
equal sexy, sweetie.

236
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,760
It's just that--

237
00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,395
Nah, you're right.
I'll give you that.

238
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,930
Let me try
something different then.

239
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,465
I'll make it very simple.

240
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,767
You bring me what I need,
and I will make you

241
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,470
<i>New York Minute's</i>
managing editor.

242
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,543
You serious?

243
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,278
Managing editor?

244
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,714
I already told you that
you're my favorite writer here.

245
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,148
What do you say?

246
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,651
What do you want me to do?

247
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,686
I have no idea.

248
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,255
I have no idea.

249
00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:26,458
Hey, holidays are coming up.

250
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,994
Yes! It's like a romance,

251
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,096
finding love
during the holidays piece.

252
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,031
You're single, right?

253
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,968
Yeah, but, um...

254
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,937
I have to be honest with you.

255
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,472
I just don't think
that I'm a good fit for this

256
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:44,175
because my love life
is nothing to write about.

257
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,678
That is very sad to hear.

258
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,114
All right, well, you know,
it's actually not a bad thing

259
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,849
because then it becomes
a wish fulfillment piece,

260
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:54,152
where a single woman is trying
to navigate the landscape

261
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,454
during
the Christmastime holiday,

262
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,090
and that is what our readers
will connect to,

263
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,759
so it's very good
that a woman your age

264
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,028
is writing this article.

265
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,596
My age?

266
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,465
How old do you think I am?

267
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,334
You are a very beautiful,
talented,

268
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,136
and sophisticated woman.

269
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,971
Good save. Thank you.

270
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,273
And there are other beautiful,
talented, sophisticated women

271
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,676
who are gonna be very alone
during the holiday.

272
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,545
Why? Because it's just
impossible to meet anybody

273
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,281
worth a pint of
pomegranate juice in this city,

274
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,216
so we just need
to put you in a place

275
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,586
where we know that
it's gonna be a done deal.

276
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,190
Me? You're gonna put me?

277
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,659
It's like an undercover exposé,

278
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,661
where we don't want them
to know that you're a reporter.

279
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,997
We want them
just to see you as a...

280
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,299
Beautiful, talented,
sophisticated woman.

281
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,635
- Yes! Exactly.
- Gotcha.

282
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,503
It's just we gotta brainstorm
where you're gonna go.

283
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,539
- Okay, where?
- I don't know!

284
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:51,509
We just gotta send you somewhere
that's warm and tropical

285
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,378
and like an escape.

286
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,979
It's gotta be an escape.

287
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,716
Tropical and warm, huh?

288
00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,518
You know, it's gotta be like
where you find love, you know,

289
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,488
and then it's an adventure.

290
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,257
Arlo...

291
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,560
I think I found the place.

292
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,999
<i>♪</i>

293
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,745
<i>♪ Can you feel it in the air ♪</i>

294
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,681
<i>♪ This Christmas ♪</i>

295
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,249
PAM: Wow, that's big!

296
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,017
When was the last time
you were on a cruise ship?

297
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,420
Never. My family
was more into camping.

298
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,388
Our vacations were
always at state parks.

299
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,824
Are the waves gonna be choppy?

300
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,860
No, this ship's so big,
you won't even feel the waves.

301
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,428
Good.

302
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,863
What are you doing?

303
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,232
Just writing down a few notes.

304
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,700
Pam, we're on vacation.

305
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,835
I know.
I'm just writing down

306
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,471
my first impressions of the boat
for my journal.

307
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,473
[clearing throat]

308
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,377
Okay, I'm putting it away.

309
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,879
- All right, let's go.
- All right.

310
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,047
<i>♪ Feels like Christmas ♪</i>

311
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,416
[ship horn blows]

312
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,653
- Bye!
- Merry Christmas!

313
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,590
I think we're the only people
on this cruise

314
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,726
who remember the '90s.

315
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,394
I like that.
I'm hoping to meet someone

316
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,597
who thinks Britney Spears
is an oldie but a goodie.

317
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,633
Hey, are you guys excited
about the Christmas cruise?

318
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,735
Do you know they serve
all-you-can-eat shrimp here?

319
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,471
Are you taking the cruise
just for the shrimp?

320
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,972
He thinks with his stomach.

321
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,475
That's not the only thing
I think with.

322
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,810
I'm Jessica Noel. Hi.

323
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,545
Soon to be
Jessica Noel Holland.

324
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,881
And this is my fiancé,
David Holland.

325
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,883
Pamela Stevenson.
Congratulations.

326
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,819
- Becky Monroe.
- Hi.

327
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,387
Hi.

328
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,988
So is this your first time
on the Christmas cruise?

329
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,990
It's my first time
on any cruise.

330
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,660
We met on this cruise
a few years ago.

331
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:51,329
How romantic.

332
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,499
Can I please just take down
a few notes? Please?

333
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,801
Only if you promise
to go just a few hours

334
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,236
without jotting
something down.

335
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,237
You got it.

336
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,438
Just try to live in the moment.

337
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,973
Take it all in.

338
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,474
Is your memory really
failing you that much

339
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,276
that you have to write
everything down?

340
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,646
- I just wanna be accurate.
- Accurate?

341
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,748
Your news reporting is starting
to affect your journaling.

342
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,283
You really need
to rethink this job.

343
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,752
There's gonna be a change soon.

344
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,121
Good. And if you don't
put that up when you're done,

345
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,456
I'm throwing it overboard.

346
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,258
You got it. Done.

347
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,328
<i>MAN OVER P.A.: All passengers</i>
<i>to Christmas Island.</i>

348
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,163
<i>All aboard!</i>

349
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,633
<i>♪ Old St. Nick's</i>
<i>got a new bag of tricks ♪</i>

350
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,468
Welcome aboard
the<i> Christmas Queen,</i>

351
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,272
the holliest, jolliest ship
to sail the Seven Seas.

352
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,642
Oh, you be sure and
check out our shrimp farm

353
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,378
on the Mistletoe Deck.

354
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,213
Welcome aboard
the<i> Christmas Queen,</i>

355
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,350
the holliest, jolliest ship
on the Seven Seas.

356
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,720
Oh, be sure to check out
our Christmas trees.

357
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,655
<i>♪ Santa's back in town ♪</i>

358
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,991
Welcome aboard
the<i> Christmas Queen...</i>

359
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,659
[gasps]

360
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,895
We had a deal.

361
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,997
- What are you doing?
- I warned you.

362
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,566
PAM: I was just taking down
a few more notes.

363
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,569
- It is beautiful.
- Okay, so enjoy it!

364
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,742
Ladies, does this belong
to one of you?

365
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,013
Go get it.

366
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,317
Um, yes.

367
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,319
It's mine. Thank you.

368
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,256
I certainly don't mean to snoop.
It was open on this page.

369
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,992
Good writing.
"There's opulent holiday decor

370
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,194
adorning
the sleek ocean liner,

371
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,830
appropriately setting up
passenger expectations

372
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:37,402
for immersion
in holiday fantasy."

373
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:41,372
Wow. "So many young beautiful
people searching for escape."

374
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,442
That's good. I like that.
It's really good.

375
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,911
I know. Travel reporter.

376
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:50,048
No, no, it's my journal.

377
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,718
Sorry. I didn't mean
to read your journal.

378
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,420
You're really a good writer.

379
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,889
You should try doing it
professionally.

380
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,758
Thank you.
I'm actually a writer.

381
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,593
I work for
the<i> New York Minute.</i>

382
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:04,796
Are you serious?

383
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,631
I love the<i> New York Minute.</i>
Are you kidding me?

384
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,599
I have a subscription
to the<i> New York Minute.</i>

385
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,568
You know, some of my friends,
they give me noise

386
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,105
because I still get hard copies
instead of going digital.

387
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,041
But this is amazing.
I love your--

388
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,111
I'm a child of the '90s,
you know?

389
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:24,449
Me too!
What a crazy coincidence, huh?

390
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,051
So are you writing an article
about the cruise?

391
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,355
No, no, no, I'm just on vacation
with my girlfriend Becky.

392
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:34,959
I'm Pamela Stevenson.

393
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,495
Jake.
Jake Rockwell.

394
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,796
Are you with anyone?

395
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,498
Actually, I am.

396
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,200
Oh.

397
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,003
Here with everyone.

398
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,238
You're the cruise director.

399
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,940
That I am.

400
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,575
And listen, I wish I could
continue this conversation.

401
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,577
I love having it with you,
but it's gotta wait

402
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:57,015
because I have places to go
and people to greet

403
00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:00,118
and miles to go
before I sleep.

404
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,153
That's Robert Frost, you know.

405
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,288
I know.

406
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,691
All right, so enjoy
the cruise, relax,

407
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,827
and I will see you around.

408
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,867
What?

409
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,036
I thought this would be
good for you.

410
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,005
Oh, come on.
He's the cruise director.

411
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,474
He just ditched me to go
and be with everyone else.

412
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,543
Seemed pretty friendly.

413
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,713
That's my point.
He's friendly with everyone.

414
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,882
But you're not always
friendly with everyone,

415
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:32,717
and that looked like
an ice breaker to me.

416
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,186
Isn't it against the rules

417
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,522
for the crew
to fraternize with passengers?

418
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,792
Yes, and I think it's about time
you started breaking the rules.

419
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,528
And there's a couple rules
I'd like to break myself.

420
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,964
Becky!

421
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:50,468
I am really blown away
at how big the boat is.

422
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,237
We're gonna have a blast.
I know I'm excited.

423
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,373
- So we're 302, right?
- 302.

424
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,908
Here we go!

425
00:17:57,010 --> 00:18:00,878
[gasps]
Oh!

426
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,947
I love this color.

427
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,852
I love the bed.

428
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,611
And where am I
supposed to sleep?

429
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,795
You know
I like sleeping alone.

430
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,697
There must've been
some kind of mistake.

431
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,433
Yeah, I'll say. I'll just go
talk to the cruise manager.

432
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,169
- Purser
- Purser, cruise manager,

433
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,205
whosever in charge
of the beds.

434
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,674
I'll just tell them
to give us another room.

435
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,943
Wait! Let's check out
the view.

436
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:36,848
Ohh!

437
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,249
Come! Get over here!

438
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,685
Okay.

439
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,753
I don't wanna switch rooms
if we have to lose this.

440
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,456
PAM: Oh, it is beautiful.

441
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,025
BECKY: Are the waves
still gonna be a problem?

442
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,061
This is a great gift.
Thank you.

443
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,063
My pleasure. But I do need
one thing from you.

444
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,297
And what's that?

445
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,299
Just consider it
a Christmas gift to me.

446
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,602
Okay.

447
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:01,372
And I know this is a hard
concept for you, but just try.

448
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,875
- Try to have fun.
- I am having fun!

449
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,477
I'm serious. I love you,
but you are constantly working.

450
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:11,249
You need this vacation.
You need to relax, escape.

451
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,917
Escape.

452
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,720
- You don't seem relaxed.
- I am relaxed! Stop!

453
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,888
We're going to have fun.

454
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,090
Yeah, okay, fun.

455
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,092
<i>Passengers, welcome</i>
<i>to the</i> Christmas Queen,

456
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,960
<i>the holliest, jolliest ship</i>
<i>on the Seven Seas.</i>

457
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,795
<i>This is Captain Clyde,</i>
<i>your lovable ship captain.</i>

458
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,564
<i>We are about to leave port</i>

459
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,667
<i>to embark on our</i>
<i>41st annual Christmas cruise.</i>

460
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,469
<i>If you direct your attention</i>
<i>outside the portside windows,</i>

461
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,504
<i>you can wave goodbye</i>
<i>to your loved ones</i>

462
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,307
<i>- as we sail southwest...</i>
<i>-</i> Okay, it's a nice view.

463
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,075
<i>to the world's only</i>
<i>Christmas-themed resort,</i>

464
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,510
- I mean...
<i>- Christmas Island.</i>

465
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,746
What's the face?

466
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,949
Well, we really don't
have anyone to wave to.

467
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,655
Oh, maybe we're looking
in the wrong direction.

468
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,025
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, yeah.

469
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,043
Be right back.

470
00:19:56,145 --> 00:19:58,646
[ship horn blows]

471
00:20:13,062 --> 00:20:14,562
[knocking]

472
00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:21,135
- Can I help you?
- You're the--

473
00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:24,872
Yes, you're the hotel
cruise manager, right?

474
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,475
Well, I have a complaint
about my bed.

475
00:20:27,577 --> 00:20:30,711
- It's not comfortable enough?
- Not exactly.

476
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,981
It's just that we were supposed
to have two beds,

477
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,549
and there's only one.

478
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,585
- You wanna handle this one?
- Yeah, sure.

479
00:20:37,687 --> 00:20:40,421
I have to bring some extra
towels to that family in 4B.

480
00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:42,256
Oh, okay.

481
00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:44,191
JAKE: I got it covered, Boss.

482
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,830
Wow.

483
00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:51,799
Hey, hello again.

484
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:53,634
Hello again.

485
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:57,939
So, uh,
how can I help you?

486
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:02,343
You wouldn't also secretly be
the captain or something?

487
00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:06,113
No, I wish I was the captain,
I really do, but no, I'm not.

488
00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:07,515
What's the problem?

489
00:21:07,617 --> 00:21:09,750
- It's our cabin.
- Stateroom.

490
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,152
Huh?
It's not called a cabin.

491
00:21:11,254 --> 00:21:13,020
It's called a stateroom.

492
00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:15,623
Let me guess.
You don't like the decor.

493
00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:17,959
Oh, no,
I love the color scheme.

494
00:21:18,061 --> 00:21:19,794
Green's my favorite color.

495
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:23,664
It's just that my stateroom
only has one bed.

496
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,967
- Oh.
- You still call it a bed,

497
00:21:26,069 --> 00:21:27,802
or do you call them something
differently on the boat?

498
00:21:27,904 --> 00:21:29,370
The ship.

499
00:21:29,472 --> 00:21:32,173
You call the bed "the ship?"

500
00:21:32,275 --> 00:21:34,041
Doesn't have
something secretly

501
00:21:34,143 --> 00:21:37,611
to do with you thinking you're
a captain or something, does it?

502
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,547
Heh heh.

503
00:21:39,649 --> 00:21:42,483
No. Listen, a bed
is still called "a bed,"

504
00:21:42,585 --> 00:21:45,319
and a boat is called
"the ship."

505
00:21:46,656 --> 00:21:48,823
Gotcha.

506
00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:50,458
I'll tell you what.

507
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,727
Why don't I have somebody
bring up a rollaway bed

508
00:21:52,829 --> 00:21:54,829
to your stateroom
as soon as possible?

509
00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:56,697
- Is that okay?
- A rollaway?

510
00:21:56,799 --> 00:22:00,501
Can't you just move us to
a different room or something?

511
00:22:00,603 --> 00:22:03,571
Have you seen how many people
are on this boat?

512
00:22:03,673 --> 00:22:05,239
Maybe we could trade
with a couple.

513
00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:07,241
A couple?

514
00:22:07,343 --> 00:22:10,211
Yeah, someone with more beds
than they may need.

515
00:22:10,313 --> 00:22:13,247
I am so sorry, but we're doing
the best we can here.

516
00:22:13,349 --> 00:22:15,683
How about this? Why don't you
give your room number

517
00:22:15,785 --> 00:22:17,418
to the cruise hotel manager,

518
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,655
and we will get you a rollaway
bed like we promised, huh?

519
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,424
We're on a boat,

520
00:22:23,526 --> 00:22:26,060
and I'm going to sleep
on a rollaway.

521
00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:30,398
Well, it won't roll away
while I'm sleeping, will it?

522
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,033
[laughs]

523
00:22:32,135 --> 00:22:35,169
Yeah, no, absolutely not.
You'll be just fine.

524
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,937
You know<i> Rollaway Monthly?</i>

525
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,606
They just recently
gave us an award

526
00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,175
for having the most
comfortable rollaway beds

527
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,210
on any cruise ship
anywhere in the world ever.

528
00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:44,845
- Wait a minute.
- What?

529
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:48,916
That doesn't sound like
a real publication to me.

530
00:22:49,018 --> 00:22:52,586
I will make sure you get
extra pillows, extra comforters.

531
00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:54,455
And between you and me,

532
00:22:54,557 --> 00:22:58,092
I'm gonna give you
an extra rollaway bed...

533
00:22:58,194 --> 00:22:59,860
for free.

534
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,596
Okay, sold.

535
00:23:02,698 --> 00:23:04,198
Okay, good.

536
00:23:05,535 --> 00:23:08,702
Um, I'll just, uh,
roll away.

537
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,305
There you go.

538
00:23:16,045 --> 00:23:18,979
<i>♪</i>

539
00:23:19,082 --> 00:23:21,148
BECKY: What could you possibly
be writing about now,

540
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,918
the gingerbread man?

541
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:26,787
Hey! What do you have against
Christmas decorations?

542
00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:28,656
I love Christmas decorations.

543
00:23:28,758 --> 00:23:31,225
The eyes just
remind me of my ex.

544
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,461
Your ex is a cookie now?

545
00:23:33,563 --> 00:23:35,262
Hello again.

546
00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:36,464
- Hey!
- Hi!

547
00:23:36,566 --> 00:23:38,446
- Mind if we join you?
- Sure.

548
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:40,801
PAM: What's so funny?

549
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:43,804
You're sitting
in the exact same spot

550
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:45,506
I was sitting in
when we first met.

551
00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:47,141
Really?

552
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:49,810
- This is our table.
- You all wanna sit here?

553
00:23:49,912 --> 00:23:51,178
Oh, no, it's okay.

554
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,180
Me and my friends decided
it would be fun

555
00:23:53,282 --> 00:23:55,116
to take a cruise and get away.

556
00:23:55,218 --> 00:23:56,917
And someone told me about
the buffet on this ship.

557
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:57,952
Do you know they serve...

558
00:23:58,054 --> 00:23:59,653
All-you-can-eat shrimp.

559
00:23:59,755 --> 00:24:01,922
You mentioned it.
[laughing]

560
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:05,192
My buddy and I were getting
ready for dinner, like tonight,

561
00:24:05,261 --> 00:24:07,661
and I took one look
at this one,

562
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:09,864
and I knew we'd be
together forever.

563
00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:12,066
Aww.

564
00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:30,584
BECKY: Who are you waving at?

565
00:24:34,991 --> 00:24:36,557
[drumroll]

566
00:24:36,659 --> 00:24:38,225
♪

567
00:24:38,327 --> 00:24:40,027
Ho ho ho!

568
00:24:40,129 --> 00:24:41,495
[applause]

569
00:24:41,597 --> 00:24:43,564
Ho ho ho!

570
00:24:45,001 --> 00:24:46,901
Ho ho ho, everybody.

571
00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:50,404
Your pal Santa was out at sea,
catching some tasty waves,

572
00:24:50,506 --> 00:24:54,742
and he decided to drop by
here for an early visit.

573
00:24:54,844 --> 00:24:58,379
Have you all been good girls
and boys this year?

574
00:24:58,481 --> 00:25:00,514
I can't hear you!

575
00:25:00,616 --> 00:25:02,816
- Yes, Santa!
- [cheering]

576
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:05,186
Whoo-hoo!
[laughing]

577
00:25:05,288 --> 00:25:10,024
All right then!
It's time for presents.

578
00:25:10,126 --> 00:25:11,766
- Yes!
- All right!

579
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:15,930
Sarah and Courtney Johnson,

580
00:25:16,032 --> 00:25:19,066
come on up and receive
your Christmas gift.

581
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,441
Thanks, Santa.

582
00:25:30,546 --> 00:25:31,679
They're perfect!

583
00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,280
Just seven more months.

584
00:25:33,382 --> 00:25:35,716
He'll be wearing these
like a champ.

585
00:25:35,818 --> 00:25:38,085
- Thanks, Santa!
- Merry Christmas, ladies.

586
00:25:38,187 --> 00:25:39,820
Merry Christmas.

587
00:25:41,557 --> 00:25:42,957
How did Santa know that?

588
00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:47,027
He just always knows
the right present.

589
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,697
It's a trick, right?

590
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,399
- Pamela Stevenson.
- It's you!

591
00:25:52,501 --> 00:25:54,821
Pamela Stevenson, I have
a Christmas present for you.

592
00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:00,241
Oh, wow.

593
00:26:00,343 --> 00:26:02,042
Thank you, Santa.

594
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,978
Uh, it's a little big

595
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,646
for a gift card
to House of Coffees,

596
00:26:05,748 --> 00:26:07,881
but thanks, Santa!

597
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,450
Whoo!

598
00:26:09,552 --> 00:26:11,052
Merry Christmas.

599
00:26:13,589 --> 00:26:15,322
It's cute.

600
00:26:15,424 --> 00:26:17,424
Open it, open it!
The suspense is killing me.

601
00:26:17,526 --> 00:26:19,093
SANTA: Rebecca Monroe.

602
00:26:19,195 --> 00:26:21,262
That's me, that's me!

603
00:26:22,698 --> 00:26:23,964
Wait to open yours
until I get back, okay?

604
00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,666
Got it.

605
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,336
Thanks, Santa.

606
00:26:32,241 --> 00:26:34,308
What is it?
What'd you get?

607
00:26:35,778 --> 00:26:38,512
Hmm. Well, it's pretty,

608
00:26:38,614 --> 00:26:40,848
but I'm not particularly
into fish.

609
00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:42,816
You should wear it anyway,
like a good luck charm.

610
00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:44,752
SANTA: David Holland
and Jessica Noel.

611
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:45,853
Oh, that's us.

612
00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:47,455
Come on up!

613
00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:52,293
- Such a cute couple.
- I know.

614
00:26:52,395 --> 00:26:54,361
[applause]

615
00:26:54,463 --> 00:26:56,330
Ho ho ho!

616
00:26:57,433 --> 00:26:58,599
Well, open it up, sweets.

617
00:26:58,701 --> 00:26:59,867
SANTA: Merry Christmas.

618
00:26:59,969 --> 00:27:03,304
- Oh.
- Look at that.

619
00:27:03,406 --> 00:27:05,205
Um...

620
00:27:05,274 --> 00:27:08,042
"And so it begins,
the time of your life.

621
00:27:08,144 --> 00:27:11,111
Congratulations,
Jessica and David."

622
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,647
What did I tell you?
Santa's never wrong.

623
00:27:15,418 --> 00:27:17,818
Well, are you gonna open it
or stare at it all night?

624
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,486
I don't know.

625
00:27:19,588 --> 00:27:21,722
It's probably something
kinda lame, like your gift.

626
00:27:21,824 --> 00:27:24,658
Oh, it's not lame.
It's starting to grow on me.

627
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,261
I think it's real gold.

628
00:27:33,336 --> 00:27:34,836
BECKY: Come on.

629
00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:39,740
Wow.

630
00:27:39,842 --> 00:27:41,875
It's beautiful.

631
00:27:41,977 --> 00:27:44,044
My mom got me a set
just like this

632
00:27:44,146 --> 00:27:45,512
when I was nine years old.

633
00:27:45,614 --> 00:27:46,714
Oh!

634
00:27:46,816 --> 00:27:49,350
I wrote my first
short story in it.

635
00:27:49,452 --> 00:27:51,418
Well, that's lovely.

636
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,688
Looks like Christmas-cruise
Santa strikes again.

637
00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:56,290
Yeah.

638
00:28:08,003 --> 00:28:09,536
What are you doing?

639
00:28:09,638 --> 00:28:11,905
It's 10:00,
and everyone else is partying.

640
00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:13,440
You're already in your PJs?

641
00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:16,710
I was, uh, just writing
a few things down.

642
00:28:16,812 --> 00:28:19,279
For a second, I was hoping that
cruise director was in here.

643
00:28:19,382 --> 00:28:21,215
- Becky!
- You're coming to the lounge.

644
00:28:21,317 --> 00:28:22,883
There's so many cute guys there.

645
00:28:22,985 --> 00:28:25,119
Maybe tomorrow, girl. I'm--

646
00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:26,854
[yawns]
I'm beat.

647
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:29,590
Pam! We had a deal.

648
00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:31,892
You're on vacation,
and you're gonna have fun.

649
00:28:31,994 --> 00:28:34,194
Who says I'm not having fun?

650
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,863
I just did.

651
00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:38,799
You are gorgeous,
and you're one of the sweetest,

652
00:28:38,901 --> 00:28:40,567
most talented women I know,

653
00:28:40,669 --> 00:28:43,370
and it's time you let
some lucky fella see that.

654
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:44,972
Now come on.

655
00:28:45,074 --> 00:28:47,408
Yes, ma'am.

656
00:28:49,879 --> 00:28:55,282
<i>♪</i>

657
00:29:01,724 --> 00:29:04,925
<i>♪ [continues]</i>

658
00:29:15,905 --> 00:29:18,138
You know, there's a lotta
cute guys on this cruise.

659
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,007
Mm-hmm.

660
00:29:20,109 --> 00:29:21,775
Meaning if the one you're
looking for doesn't show up,

661
00:29:21,877 --> 00:29:23,510
you could always just
find another one.

662
00:29:23,612 --> 00:29:25,813
I don't know what
you're talking about.

663
00:29:25,915 --> 00:29:27,848
- You don't?
- No.

664
00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:31,185
It seems like you're looking
for somebody in particular.

665
00:29:31,287 --> 00:29:32,486
Pam.

666
00:29:32,588 --> 00:29:34,088
What?

667
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,194
Oh, oh, me likey.

668
00:29:45,067 --> 00:29:46,533
Hey, ladies,
would you like to dance?

669
00:29:46,635 --> 00:29:48,602
I'm Paul. This is Gil.

670
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,971
I'd love to.
I'm Becky. This is Pam.

671
00:29:52,141 --> 00:29:54,508
I'm really not into dancing.

672
00:29:54,610 --> 00:29:56,210
Oh, thank God,

673
00:29:56,312 --> 00:29:58,645
'cause I got plantar fasciitis
something fierce.

674
00:29:58,747 --> 00:30:00,981
It's like my, my socks
are made of thumb tacks.

675
00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:03,684
I have to sleep with my feet
on these two blocks of ice

676
00:30:03,786 --> 00:30:05,052
at the end of my bed.

677
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,287
I woke up one morning
hypothermic,

678
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,522
third-degree frostbite.

679
00:30:08,624 --> 00:30:10,157
They almost had
to amputate my feet.

680
00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:12,893
They were black and shriveled up
with skin flaking off.

681
00:30:12,995 --> 00:30:15,295
- Really?
- Yeah. You wanna grab a drink?

682
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:17,297
Getting drunk is the only thing
that will kill this pain.

683
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:19,166
Uh, sure.

684
00:30:19,268 --> 00:30:21,635
It's really bad on my ulcers
and not good for my gout,

685
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:24,571
but what else is there to do
on a cruise, right?

686
00:30:24,673 --> 00:30:26,173
[Gil groans]

687
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:33,230
Gotta say, Jake,

688
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,232
the honeymoon
was pretty fantastic.

689
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,800
[Jake laughs]

690
00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:39,169
It was pretty nice
being on dry land for a change,

691
00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:41,471
you know what I mean?

692
00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:44,842
Not long for the South Seas,
are you, Bob?

693
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,544
How about you?

694
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,146
What about me?

695
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,582
Come on, Jake,
every woman at my wedding

696
00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,584
was wondering
why you were there alone.

697
00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:57,154
Ah, come on, man,
that was by choice.

698
00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:59,223
You know I had a lotta fun
at your wedding.

699
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,091
Yeah, yeah.

700
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,260
But I also noticed you weren't
particularly interested

701
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:06,363
in any of those women.

702
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:09,199
What do you want from me, man?
I was friendly.

703
00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:10,667
Of course.

704
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,169
You always are.

705
00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:15,439
But you're not
fooling me, Jake.

706
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:18,275
It's kinda like how
you were at my wedding.

707
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,444
What do you mean by that?

708
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,679
You act like
you're enjoying yourself,

709
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:27,251
but deep down, you kinda know
something might be missing.

710
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:32,055
Have a good night.

711
00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:33,657
You too.

712
00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,097
<i>♪ [continues]</i>

713
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:43,267
Is that a jade angelfish?

714
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:45,068
I study those, for real.

715
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:46,236
Study?

716
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:48,238
I'm a marine biologist.

717
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:52,276
Do you have any idea how rare
and beautiful those fish are?

718
00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:53,944
So you like my necklace?

719
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,245
It's perfect.

720
00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:56,847
[Becky giggles]

721
00:31:57,650 --> 00:31:59,150
Ohh...

722
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,146
Oh, I need this drink
more than ever.

723
00:32:02,248 --> 00:32:03,748
Mm.

724
00:32:05,852 --> 00:32:07,752
Oh, that's so much better.

725
00:32:07,854 --> 00:32:10,088
Oh! Oh, my stomach.

726
00:32:12,659 --> 00:32:16,461
GIL: Aw, I used to be
on my feet all the time.

727
00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:18,396
- Really?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

728
00:32:18,498 --> 00:32:21,599
I was a professional
speed walker.

729
00:32:21,701 --> 00:32:24,569
We did a walking race all the
way from Miami to Los Angeles.

730
00:32:24,671 --> 00:32:26,404
Came in third place.
Had sponsorships and everything.

731
00:32:26,506 --> 00:32:28,239
- Really?
- Yeah.

732
00:32:28,341 --> 00:32:32,110
But then my calcium deficiency
caused my arches to collapse.

733
00:32:32,212 --> 00:32:34,011
I had to get
a dual hip replacement.

734
00:32:34,114 --> 00:32:36,781
One of them's
actually made of teak wood.

735
00:32:36,883 --> 00:32:39,450
Ended up getting wood worms
for a while,

736
00:32:39,552 --> 00:32:41,819
but some antibiotics
took care of that.

737
00:32:41,921 --> 00:32:43,421
- I'm fine now.
- Okay.

738
00:32:43,523 --> 00:32:44,689
You seem a little
uncomfortable yourself.

739
00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:47,625
You okay? Is it-- Oh!

740
00:32:47,727 --> 00:32:49,961
- It's the heels, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's the heels.

741
00:32:50,063 --> 00:32:51,529
I know all about that.

742
00:32:51,631 --> 00:32:53,865
I had to wear heels
when I was a lingerie model

743
00:32:53,967 --> 00:32:55,600
- in Paris for a while.
- [phone ringing]

744
00:32:55,702 --> 00:32:58,169
Thank God.
Hey, I've got a call.

745
00:32:58,271 --> 00:33:01,005
- I need to take this.
- Oh, okay, sure.

746
00:33:01,074 --> 00:33:04,375
Just a minute, okay?
Excuse me. Watch those arches.

747
00:33:04,477 --> 00:33:06,944
Gonna sit down right here
on the floor for a second.

748
00:33:07,046 --> 00:33:09,046
[groaning]

749
00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:14,118
PAM: Arlo?
What are you doing?

750
00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:17,989
It's gotta be like
3:00 in the morning there.

751
00:33:18,091 --> 00:33:21,492
<i>ARLO: I went out tonight,</i>
<i>and I almost fell in love.</i>

752
00:33:21,561 --> 00:33:23,027
What happened?

753
00:33:23,129 --> 00:33:24,896
She threw a drink in my face,

754
00:33:24,998 --> 00:33:27,765
but then she didn't wanna
come home with me.

755
00:33:27,834 --> 00:33:29,167
I'm sorry.

756
00:33:29,269 --> 00:33:30,968
<i>I even told her about the boat.</i>

757
00:33:31,070 --> 00:33:32,336
You have a boat?

758
00:33:32,438 --> 00:33:33,905
<i>It's my father's boat, right?</i>

759
00:33:33,973 --> 00:33:35,740
And it's technically a yacht,

760
00:33:35,842 --> 00:33:38,376
so I guess I was lying about
the boat thing, I don't know.

761
00:33:38,478 --> 00:33:40,178
<i>- But speaking of boats.</i>
<i>-</i> Ship.

762
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,712
- Huh?
-<i> Never mind.</i>

763
00:33:41,781 --> 00:33:43,181
What's going on, Arlo?

764
00:33:43,283 --> 00:33:45,416
<i>How's it going on the</i>
barco de amor?

765
00:33:45,518 --> 00:33:47,251
Well...

766
00:33:47,353 --> 00:33:49,187
<i>That's Spanish for</i>
<i>"boat of love," by the way.</i>

767
00:33:49,289 --> 00:33:50,721
This cruise storyline,
I'm telling ya,

768
00:33:50,823 --> 00:33:52,223
it's a winner,
it's a winner.

769
00:33:52,325 --> 00:33:54,525
But you just gotta
make my life easier.

770
00:33:54,627 --> 00:33:56,928
<i>Right now you're out there</i>
<i>on the high seas,</i>

771
00:33:57,030 --> 00:34:00,731
<i>and I'm sure it's just filled</i>
<i>with lots of beautiful women.</i>

772
00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:02,533
- Arlo?
<i>- And men.</i>

773
00:34:02,635 --> 00:34:04,902
I'm sure there's lots
of handsome men there.

774
00:34:05,004 --> 00:34:09,273
<i>See, you understand</i>
<i>at your age. You get it.</i>

775
00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:12,610
Meet some guy,
escape a little,

776
00:34:12,712 --> 00:34:14,579
<i>and find your story.</i>

777
00:34:14,681 --> 00:34:16,614
<i>And when you do,</i>
<i>you come home and get to work,</i>

778
00:34:16,716 --> 00:34:18,549
<i>and before you know it,</i>

779
00:34:18,651 --> 00:34:20,551
<i>you're gonna be spending</i>
<i>so much time thinking about</i>

780
00:34:20,653 --> 00:34:24,121
how you'll fill this huge
office with swanky furniture

781
00:34:24,224 --> 00:34:26,224
that you're not even gonna
realize that you're alone.

782
00:34:26,326 --> 00:34:28,092
<i>Right?</i>

783
00:34:28,194 --> 00:34:30,394
<i>I can't wait to see</i>
<i>what you come up with.</i>

784
00:34:30,496 --> 00:34:31,862
We'll talk soon, huh?

785
00:34:31,965 --> 00:34:34,765
All right.
Be safe, Arlo. Bye.

786
00:34:37,237 --> 00:34:38,936
Don't do it.

787
00:34:39,038 --> 00:34:41,205
Don't do what?

788
00:34:41,307 --> 00:34:42,807
Jump.

789
00:34:42,909 --> 00:34:46,811
[laughs] What on earth makes you
think that I would jump?

790
00:34:46,913 --> 00:34:49,113
Ho ho ho, young lady,
you'd be surprised.

791
00:34:49,215 --> 00:34:50,581
Once every couple of years,

792
00:34:50,683 --> 00:34:52,283
a passenger gets
the bright idea of, you know,

793
00:34:52,385 --> 00:34:54,585
going over the railing.

794
00:34:54,687 --> 00:34:56,621
Then we gotta throw
a lifeboat in the water,

795
00:34:56,723 --> 00:34:59,423
and then somebody's gotta
fish 'em out of the water.

796
00:34:59,525 --> 00:35:02,526
It's a whole thing, you know?
It gets complicated.

797
00:35:04,597 --> 00:35:06,631
Why aren't you
in there dancing?

798
00:35:06,733 --> 00:35:10,101
Mm. I don't like to dance.

799
00:35:10,203 --> 00:35:13,170
I find that very difficult
to believe.

800
00:35:13,273 --> 00:35:15,973
Why aren't you
in there dancing?

801
00:35:18,344 --> 00:35:20,611
I'm off duty
for a few minutes,

802
00:35:20,713 --> 00:35:22,647
just taking a little break.

803
00:35:22,749 --> 00:35:25,783
One of my favorite things to do
is come out here

804
00:35:25,885 --> 00:35:28,352
and just be quiet.

805
00:35:28,454 --> 00:35:30,621
Peaceful.

806
00:35:30,723 --> 00:35:32,490
I mean, look out there.

807
00:35:32,592 --> 00:35:35,493
That open sea
laid out before us,

808
00:35:35,628 --> 00:35:37,128
it's beautiful.

809
00:35:38,031 --> 00:35:40,164
Makes you think.

810
00:35:41,567 --> 00:35:44,035
I know what you mean.

811
00:35:44,137 --> 00:35:46,337
Funny, when I first
came on the boat,

812
00:35:46,439 --> 00:35:50,608
I was scared that I was
gonna get seasick, but...

813
00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:52,843
this is nice.

814
00:35:52,945 --> 00:35:54,645
It's nice.

815
00:35:55,815 --> 00:35:57,315
Enjoying yourself so far?

816
00:35:58,885 --> 00:36:00,484
So far.

817
00:36:01,988 --> 00:36:03,487
Santa's little gift,
did you get that?

818
00:36:03,589 --> 00:36:05,790
Did you have something
to do with that?

819
00:36:05,892 --> 00:36:07,792
How did you know?

820
00:36:07,894 --> 00:36:10,394
Ah, that old notebook of yours
was getting full,

821
00:36:10,496 --> 00:36:12,029
as far as I could tell,

822
00:36:12,131 --> 00:36:14,832
and you did mention that
your favorite color is green.

823
00:36:14,934 --> 00:36:19,537
It's the details. You gotta
pay attention to little things.

824
00:36:22,175 --> 00:36:25,309
I heard that
there was a policy

825
00:36:25,411 --> 00:36:29,246
about the crew fraternizing
with passengers.

826
00:36:29,349 --> 00:36:31,916
Oh, yeah, yeah,
that's a big policy.

827
00:36:32,018 --> 00:36:35,219
That's a big rule.
We don't do that.

828
00:36:36,456 --> 00:36:38,255
Hmm.

829
00:36:38,358 --> 00:36:42,360
Of course, technically...

830
00:36:42,462 --> 00:36:44,528
I'm off duty
for a few more minutes.

831
00:36:48,034 --> 00:36:49,333
And?

832
00:36:49,435 --> 00:36:52,570
Would you care to dance?

833
00:36:57,110 --> 00:36:59,343
Oh, there you are!

834
00:36:59,445 --> 00:37:01,345
Ah, I brought you a freshie.

835
00:37:01,481 --> 00:37:04,014
I myself am on number seven,

836
00:37:04,117 --> 00:37:06,417
which brings my pain level
down to an eight.

837
00:37:08,388 --> 00:37:09,920
Cheers.

838
00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:12,289
Oh, hey!

839
00:37:12,392 --> 00:37:13,391
It's Jordan.

840
00:37:13,493 --> 00:37:14,725
Jonas, Jasper.

841
00:37:14,827 --> 00:37:16,360
It's Jake.

842
00:37:16,462 --> 00:37:17,895
That's what I said.

843
00:37:17,997 --> 00:37:20,931
Were you able to find me
those corn scrapers?

844
00:37:21,033 --> 00:37:23,434
Otherwise I can just use a
cheese grater from the kitchen.

845
00:37:23,536 --> 00:37:25,803
I'll bring 'em by your room.
Don't you worry about it.

846
00:37:25,905 --> 00:37:27,104
I got you covered.

847
00:37:27,206 --> 00:37:30,408
Oh, thank God, thank God.

848
00:37:30,510 --> 00:37:33,811
JAKE: Well, uh...

849
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,380
I gotta go back to work.

850
00:37:37,483 --> 00:37:38,783
Good night, Jake.

851
00:37:38,885 --> 00:37:40,684
Good night.

852
00:37:45,358 --> 00:37:48,092
<i>♪ Everybody</i>
<i>put a smile on your faces ♪</i>

853
00:37:48,161 --> 00:37:51,529
<i>♪ Time to open up your arms</i>
<i>and embrace it ♪</i>

854
00:37:51,631 --> 00:37:55,232
<i>♪ The spirits of the islands</i>
<i>have come today ♪</i>

855
00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:57,134
<i>♪ Hey-oh ♪</i>

856
00:37:57,236 --> 00:37:59,537
<i>♪ So drink it in and let</i>
<i>your body keep a-moving ♪</i>

857
00:37:59,639 --> 00:38:01,272
<i>♪ Ain't nothing to it ♪</i>

858
00:38:01,374 --> 00:38:03,073
<i>♪ Just keep doing</i>
<i>what you're doing ♪</i>

859
00:38:03,176 --> 00:38:07,144
<i>♪ Let the music in your heart</i>
<i>take you away ♪</i>

860
00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:08,913
<i>♪ Hey-oh ♪</i>

861
00:38:09,015 --> 00:38:11,882
<i>♪ Hop, hop, hop</i>
<i>Have a good time ♪</i>

862
00:38:11,984 --> 00:38:14,885
<i>♪ Hop, hop, hop</i>
<i>Head in the sunshine ♪</i>

863
00:38:14,987 --> 00:38:19,223
<i>♪ Hop, hop, hop</i>
<i>Come and dance with me ♪</i>

864
00:38:19,358 --> 00:38:21,926
<i>♪ Hey-oh</i>
<i>Feel the music move you ♪</i>

865
00:38:22,028 --> 00:38:23,994
<i>♪ Like the winds</i>
<i>upon the water ♪</i>

866
00:38:24,096 --> 00:38:26,797
<i>♪ Every mother, every father,</i>
<i>every son and daughter ♪</i>

867
00:38:26,899 --> 00:38:31,001
<i>♪ Hop, hop, hop</i>
<i>Come and dance with me ♪</i>

868
00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:33,070
<i>♪ Whoa ♪</i>

869
00:38:33,172 --> 00:38:35,492
<i>♪ Every day's a holiday</i>
<i>when you're on the ocean ♪</i>

870
00:38:36,342 --> 00:38:40,277
- Isn't Paul great?
- He's really not my type.

871
00:38:40,379 --> 00:38:43,514
I'm sorry. I know you're not
feeling his friend.

872
00:38:43,616 --> 00:38:45,583
GIL: I feel like I got
Satan in my slippers

873
00:38:45,685 --> 00:38:46,884
with a thousand pitchforks.

874
00:38:46,986 --> 00:38:48,319
I gotta--
I need to sit down.

875
00:38:48,421 --> 00:38:50,054
Oh, I should've worn
my orthopedics.

876
00:38:50,156 --> 00:38:52,523
Never choose fashion
over comfort.

877
00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:53,591
[Gil groans]

878
00:38:53,693 --> 00:38:56,727
What gave you that idea?

879
00:38:56,829 --> 00:38:58,395
We've been walking
around for hours.

880
00:38:58,498 --> 00:39:01,031
Maybe we should find somewhere
to stop and chill out.

881
00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:03,434
Yeah, and maybe with
an enormous ice-cold drink?

882
00:39:03,503 --> 00:39:04,869
- Eggnog!
- Eggnog?

883
00:39:04,971 --> 00:39:06,804
[scoffs]
Are you serious?

884
00:39:06,906 --> 00:39:08,205
Suddenly I just got a craving.

885
00:39:08,307 --> 00:39:11,041
- [Gil groans]
- Where you going?

886
00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:12,943
I gotta get some reception.

887
00:39:13,045 --> 00:39:14,478
Need to check
on my fantasy team.

888
00:39:14,580 --> 00:39:15,646
We made the playoffs.

889
00:39:15,748 --> 00:39:17,781
- Fantasy team?
- He's obsessed

890
00:39:17,884 --> 00:39:19,216
with his
fantasy football team.

891
00:39:19,318 --> 00:39:21,318
GIL: It's not an obsession.

892
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:24,088
Fantasy teams are important.
I need to get Wi-Fi.

893
00:39:24,190 --> 00:39:25,456
If you want to later,
come by my room,

894
00:39:25,558 --> 00:39:26,757
and I'll introduce you
to the team.

895
00:39:26,859 --> 00:39:28,659
Some of the top draft picks.

896
00:39:28,761 --> 00:39:31,729
And if you can't make it,
I'll meet you for drinks later.

897
00:39:31,831 --> 00:39:32,930
Sure about that?

898
00:39:33,032 --> 00:39:34,899
Positive!
[groans]

899
00:39:35,001 --> 00:39:37,501
- [horn honking]
- Watch out! Coming through!

900
00:39:37,603 --> 00:39:40,671
Jake! Oh, I mean, um...

901
00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:42,239
What are you doing here?

902
00:39:42,341 --> 00:39:44,475
I thought you'd be
back on the boat.

903
00:39:44,577 --> 00:39:47,411
- The ship.
- Ship, right.

904
00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:49,847
You know, I'm in charge
of passenger activities

905
00:39:49,949 --> 00:39:51,782
on and off the ship,

906
00:39:51,884 --> 00:39:53,484
and Old Trusty right here

907
00:39:53,586 --> 00:39:55,486
is official
resort transportation.

908
00:39:55,588 --> 00:39:57,254
There's a dance class
in 10 minutes.

909
00:39:57,356 --> 00:39:58,989
If you'd like to attend that,
I can have my partner,

910
00:39:59,091 --> 00:40:01,025
the elf over here,
to take you two,

911
00:40:01,127 --> 00:40:06,030
or you can take
a tour of the island with<i> moi.</i>

912
00:40:06,132 --> 00:40:07,364
Hmm.

913
00:40:07,466 --> 00:40:08,933
Dance class?
That sounds fun.

914
00:40:09,035 --> 00:40:10,768
I'm game.

915
00:40:10,870 --> 00:40:13,837
Elfie man, take my two people
over there to the Hale Club,

916
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,706
help get 'em set up, okay?

917
00:40:15,808 --> 00:40:17,508
Are you sure you wanna...

918
00:40:17,610 --> 00:40:19,510
Oh, right.

919
00:40:19,612 --> 00:40:21,812
I'll meet up with you later.
Have fun.

920
00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:29,019
Well...

921
00:40:29,121 --> 00:40:31,021
looks like
it's just you and me.

922
00:40:31,123 --> 00:40:32,323
Sure does.

923
00:40:32,425 --> 00:40:33,891
You know,
I'm still on the clock,

924
00:40:33,993 --> 00:40:35,826
but I might be persuaded

925
00:40:35,928 --> 00:40:38,696
to give a nickel tour
of the grounds.

926
00:40:38,798 --> 00:40:40,898
Hey, that sounds fun.

927
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,634
Show us the most beautiful
place on the island.

928
00:40:43,736 --> 00:40:45,236
Yep.

929
00:40:46,138 --> 00:40:47,738
Hang on, kids.

930
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,175
<i>♪</i>

931
00:40:58,084 --> 00:40:59,550
All right.

932
00:40:59,652 --> 00:41:01,185
We are here.

933
00:41:01,287 --> 00:41:02,920
Wow.

934
00:41:03,022 --> 00:41:06,256
Babe, how many times
have we been on this cruise,

935
00:41:06,359 --> 00:41:09,893
and we've never seen
a view like this?

936
00:41:09,996 --> 00:41:12,029
JESSICA: Stunning.

937
00:41:12,131 --> 00:41:13,664
Hey.

938
00:41:13,766 --> 00:41:15,266
Yeah.

939
00:41:23,175 --> 00:41:25,275
I thought we should give 'em
a little privacy, you know?

940
00:41:25,378 --> 00:41:28,245
- Very perceptive.
- Thank you.

941
00:41:28,347 --> 00:41:30,214
- Wow. Okay.
- Right?

942
00:41:30,316 --> 00:41:34,284
Gotta give it to you.
This is a great view.

943
00:41:34,387 --> 00:41:36,286
Yeah, it sure is.

944
00:41:37,490 --> 00:41:38,589
Yeah.

945
00:41:38,691 --> 00:41:40,424
[clicking]

946
00:41:40,526 --> 00:41:46,363
Maybe we should just try and
enjoy this right here, huh?

947
00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:50,901
Oh, I was just trying
to take pictures for my...

948
00:41:51,003 --> 00:41:52,403
- Never mind.
- Yeah, I know, I know.

949
00:41:52,505 --> 00:41:54,972
I know exactly
what you're doing.

950
00:41:55,074 --> 00:41:57,574
Beautiful, huh?

951
00:41:57,677 --> 00:41:59,376
Sometimes you just
gotta appreciate

952
00:41:59,478 --> 00:42:02,479
the little things in life.

953
00:42:02,581 --> 00:42:05,049
So this isn't
your first cruise ship.

954
00:42:05,151 --> 00:42:08,652
I mean, um, how long
have you been in travel?

955
00:42:08,754 --> 00:42:11,722
Me? Um, a long time.

956
00:42:11,824 --> 00:42:13,590
But, you know, I was
in construction for years,

957
00:42:13,693 --> 00:42:15,325
and I started off
in an accounting office.

958
00:42:15,428 --> 00:42:16,827
You were an accountant?

959
00:42:16,929 --> 00:42:18,962
You're damn right I was,
if you can believe that.

960
00:42:19,065 --> 00:42:21,098
My first job,
I was an accountant.

961
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,333
I didn't last that long though.

962
00:42:23,436 --> 00:42:26,170
My marriage lasted
slightly longer.

963
00:42:26,272 --> 00:42:28,639
After my divorce,
I kicked around a couple things,

964
00:42:28,741 --> 00:42:31,608
and now here I am.

965
00:42:31,711 --> 00:42:33,277
Yeah.

966
00:42:33,379 --> 00:42:34,945
And what about you?

967
00:42:35,047 --> 00:42:37,247
What about me?

968
00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:38,782
How do you find yourself
on the edge

969
00:42:38,884 --> 00:42:42,453
of this beautiful cliff
in the South Pacific?

970
00:42:42,555 --> 00:42:44,354
What does your boyfriend think
about you taking off

971
00:42:44,457 --> 00:42:49,193
on a long excursion
like this sea cruise, huh?

972
00:42:49,295 --> 00:42:52,329
I don't have one
at the moment.

973
00:42:52,431 --> 00:42:53,797
Really?

974
00:42:53,899 --> 00:42:55,866
What, is it a law
that I have to have one?

975
00:42:55,968 --> 00:42:57,501
No, no, no, not at all.

976
00:42:57,603 --> 00:43:00,537
I'm just, uh,
I'm just a little surprised

977
00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:05,209
that such a beautiful,
talented,

978
00:43:05,311 --> 00:43:10,447
wonderful woman like yourself
is still single.

979
00:43:10,549 --> 00:43:11,882
Hmm.

980
00:43:11,984 --> 00:43:15,519
How many women have you
brought to this spot?

981
00:43:15,621 --> 00:43:18,655
Honestly? Um...

982
00:43:21,293 --> 00:43:22,559
One.

983
00:43:22,661 --> 00:43:24,161
Oh.

984
00:43:24,730 --> 00:43:25,996
Counting today.

985
00:43:26,098 --> 00:43:29,466
[laughs]
Right, right.

986
00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:32,336
What, right?
That surprises you?

987
00:43:32,438 --> 00:43:36,640
It's just, you seem like
the exact type of person

988
00:43:36,742 --> 00:43:39,243
that would do this type
of thing all the time.

989
00:43:39,345 --> 00:43:41,145
Really?
That's what I seem like?

990
00:43:41,247 --> 00:43:43,247
What kind of person is that?

991
00:43:43,349 --> 00:43:47,251
A ruggedly handsome
cruise director, huh?

992
00:43:47,353 --> 00:43:49,520
A ruggedly handsome
cruise director?

993
00:43:49,622 --> 00:43:51,455
You heard me.

994
00:43:57,663 --> 00:43:59,429
What are you doing?

995
00:44:01,767 --> 00:44:03,567
I'm not too sure.

996
00:44:05,337 --> 00:44:07,337
You know I'm telling the truth.

997
00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:10,240
I haven't brought anybody,
no one, up here,

998
00:44:10,342 --> 00:44:12,376
if that's what you're thinking.

999
00:44:12,478 --> 00:44:17,414
Oh, so now you know
what I'm thinking.

1000
00:44:17,516 --> 00:44:18,615
I think I do.

1001
00:44:18,717 --> 00:44:20,417
GIL: Help! Help!

1002
00:44:20,519 --> 00:44:21,618
- Oh, thank God!
- Oh, no.

1003
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,955
Joe! I mean Jerry!
Is that you?

1004
00:44:25,057 --> 00:44:27,090
- It's Jake!
- Oh, God!

1005
00:44:27,193 --> 00:44:28,292
Hey.

1006
00:44:28,394 --> 00:44:30,060
I was trying
to find reception,

1007
00:44:30,162 --> 00:44:32,229
and this eagle
swooped out of nowhere,

1008
00:44:32,298 --> 00:44:34,097
and it flew off with my phone.

1009
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,866
That's when I went after it.

1010
00:44:35,968 --> 00:44:37,467
You know I can't run
'cause of my feet.

1011
00:44:37,570 --> 00:44:39,970
- Sorry, guys.
- And then this badger came out.

1012
00:44:40,072 --> 00:44:42,406
It attacked me,
but I fought it off my shoe.

1013
00:44:42,508 --> 00:44:44,041
Did you say a badger?

1014
00:44:44,143 --> 00:44:45,809
Come on, man,
let's get it together.

1015
00:44:45,911 --> 00:44:47,911
You're a mess here.
Let's take all this stuff off.

1016
00:44:48,013 --> 00:44:50,581
You're gonna be all right.
We'll get you some water.

1017
00:44:50,683 --> 00:44:53,483
Come on. Let's get outta here.
Come on. Help in there.

1018
00:44:53,586 --> 00:44:56,453
We got a ride for you.
I'll sit in the middle.

1019
00:44:56,555 --> 00:44:58,589
Come on, come on, come on.

1020
00:44:58,691 --> 00:45:00,657
I'll sit in the middle.
Come on.

1021
00:45:00,759 --> 00:45:02,326
All right.
You got it, you got it.

1022
00:45:02,428 --> 00:45:04,828
All right, all right, okay.

1023
00:45:04,930 --> 00:45:07,464
- Oh, man, what the--
- What's the matter?

1024
00:45:07,566 --> 00:45:10,400
The battery.
The battery needs to charge up.

1025
00:45:10,502 --> 00:45:13,770
- Are we stuck here?
- No, we're not stuck here.

1026
00:45:13,873 --> 00:45:16,273
We can just call someone
for a ride or something, right?

1027
00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:19,076
We're not gonna get a signal
on this side of the island.

1028
00:45:19,178 --> 00:45:21,745
Okay, um...

1029
00:45:21,847 --> 00:45:23,280
We're gonna walk back
to the resort.

1030
00:45:23,382 --> 00:45:24,915
It's only a 20-minute walk
from here.

1031
00:45:25,017 --> 00:45:27,484
No, I can't!
I can't! My feet will fall off.

1032
00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:29,286
Yeah, okay,
I figured you'd say that.

1033
00:45:29,388 --> 00:45:32,289
So then we're gonna
follow this road

1034
00:45:32,391 --> 00:45:35,492
through
Candy Cane Orchard, right?

1035
00:45:35,594 --> 00:45:37,494
And then we'll get
a signal there.

1036
00:45:37,596 --> 00:45:39,329
Someone will come and get us.
It's gonna be fine.

1037
00:45:39,431 --> 00:45:41,265
Pam, you come with me.
You three stay here.

1038
00:45:41,367 --> 00:45:42,866
Let's do this, okay?

1039
00:45:42,968 --> 00:45:44,201
JESSICA: Are you sure
you guys are gonna be okay?

1040
00:45:44,303 --> 00:45:45,802
Yeah, we're gonna be
just fine,

1041
00:45:45,905 --> 00:45:49,172
I just gotta get my trusty
flashlight here to--

1042
00:45:49,275 --> 00:45:50,874
With my...

1043
00:45:50,976 --> 00:45:54,011
Darn it!

1044
00:45:54,113 --> 00:45:56,680
We'll be back for you guys
as soon as we can. Come on.

1045
00:45:56,782 --> 00:45:58,882
Oh, please hurry!
My feet! Please!

1046
00:46:04,050 --> 00:46:07,752
JAKE: So you're
just working 24/7.

1047
00:46:07,854 --> 00:46:09,420
Yeah, but I have a plan.

1048
00:46:09,522 --> 00:46:12,290
See, I have been a journalist
my entire adult life.

1049
00:46:12,392 --> 00:46:14,726
I've worked my way up the ranks
at<i> New York Minute,</i>

1050
00:46:14,828 --> 00:46:16,294
and it is about to pay off.

1051
00:46:16,396 --> 00:46:17,896
And then what?

1052
00:46:19,633 --> 00:46:21,799
What do you mean,
"And then what?"

1053
00:46:21,902 --> 00:46:24,903
And then what are you gonna do
with the rest of your life, huh?

1054
00:46:25,005 --> 00:46:27,405
You know what I'm talking about:
having fun, relationships,

1055
00:46:27,507 --> 00:46:30,241
enjoying what you worked for,
that kinda stuff.

1056
00:46:30,343 --> 00:46:32,377
I love writing.

1057
00:46:32,479 --> 00:46:34,279
You don't love working
at the<i> New York Minute.</i>

1058
00:46:34,381 --> 00:46:36,247
Like I said, we're about
to make big changes,

1059
00:46:36,349 --> 00:46:37,715
and I'm gonna be
a part of that.

1060
00:46:37,817 --> 00:46:42,086
Okay, what about
working with this kid?

1061
00:46:42,188 --> 00:46:43,821
Kid?

1062
00:46:43,924 --> 00:46:46,891
Yeah, maybe it's not
what I want to be doing,

1063
00:46:46,993 --> 00:46:49,227
but nothing in life
is perfect, right?

1064
00:46:49,329 --> 00:46:52,230
Okay, so what do you wanna do?

1065
00:46:52,332 --> 00:46:55,733
I mean, if you could
write anything,

1066
00:46:55,835 --> 00:46:59,804
anything at all,
what would it be?

1067
00:46:59,906 --> 00:47:01,906
My book.

1068
00:47:02,008 --> 00:47:03,841
This might sound funny, but...

1069
00:47:03,944 --> 00:47:05,510
I've just been writing
so much for the job

1070
00:47:05,612 --> 00:47:07,011
that I don't have time
for my book.

1071
00:47:07,113 --> 00:47:08,913
Hmm.
[sniffing]

1072
00:47:09,015 --> 00:47:10,682
I smell an excuse in the air.

1073
00:47:10,784 --> 00:47:12,116
- Jake.
- What?

1074
00:47:12,218 --> 00:47:15,653
Nobody is paying me
to write my memoirs.

1075
00:47:15,755 --> 00:47:20,792
Anyways, you are the last person
to be lecturing somebody else

1076
00:47:20,894 --> 00:47:22,694
about long-term goals.

1077
00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,262
What is that
supposed to mean?

1078
00:47:24,364 --> 00:47:27,632
It means
I don't think you have any.

1079
00:47:29,035 --> 00:47:31,669
- Really?
- Really.

1080
00:47:33,974 --> 00:47:36,307
Hey, now.

1081
00:47:36,409 --> 00:47:38,042
You know what I do?

1082
00:47:38,144 --> 00:47:40,812
I cast my fate to the wind.

1083
00:47:40,914 --> 00:47:42,814
How can you live like that?

1084
00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,549
There's no plan,
no discipline.

1085
00:47:44,651 --> 00:47:46,150
That would drive me
up the wall.

1086
00:47:46,252 --> 00:47:48,553
Oh, you? I bet it would.
But for me, it's easy.

1087
00:47:48,655 --> 00:47:50,355
You know, instead of plotting
the next 10 years of my life,

1088
00:47:50,457 --> 00:47:52,857
I get out,
and I live my life.

1089
00:47:52,959 --> 00:47:55,827
Yeah, I get to travel,
I get to meet great people,

1090
00:47:55,929 --> 00:47:59,831
I get to experience
incredible things.

1091
00:47:59,933 --> 00:48:02,000
Do you even have a home?

1092
00:48:03,970 --> 00:48:05,703
Yeah.

1093
00:48:05,805 --> 00:48:09,173
We're headed to my home
right now.

1094
00:48:10,677 --> 00:48:13,811
- Speaking of ship.
- What?

1095
00:48:13,913 --> 00:48:17,081
Dang it.
Still no signal.

1096
00:48:17,183 --> 00:48:20,551
You know what I think?
You want that promotion so bad

1097
00:48:20,653 --> 00:48:23,554
that you're forgetting
what you even want it for.

1098
00:48:23,656 --> 00:48:26,190
I don't even know
what that means.

1099
00:48:26,292 --> 00:48:30,061
It means that you've got time
for everything.

1100
00:48:30,163 --> 00:48:33,398
You work hard,
and you can still live life.

1101
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,066
You can be happy.

1102
00:48:35,168 --> 00:48:39,504
- Who says I'm not happy?
- Well, are you happy?

1103
00:48:39,606 --> 00:48:41,305
I don't know.

1104
00:48:43,209 --> 00:48:48,546
Maybe you just need somebody
to remind you in your life.

1105
00:48:50,216 --> 00:48:52,850
I guess you think
you're that somebody.

1106
00:48:52,952 --> 00:48:54,919
Well, maybe I am.

1107
00:48:55,989 --> 00:48:57,489
Maybe.

1108
00:48:59,359 --> 00:49:03,061
There's only one way
to find out.

1109
00:49:11,571 --> 00:49:13,404
[phone chimes]

1110
00:49:13,506 --> 00:49:15,473
- Ooh, ooh!
- What is that?

1111
00:49:15,575 --> 00:49:17,708
- We got a signal, right?
- Yeah!

1112
00:49:17,811 --> 00:49:19,444
Okay, this is
what we're gonna do.

1113
00:49:19,512 --> 00:49:21,479
We're gonna get some help,
and this right here,

1114
00:49:21,581 --> 00:49:24,482
right now, we gotta keep
this whole thing under wraps.

1115
00:49:24,584 --> 00:49:26,551
Tomorrow evening,
it's gonna be busy,

1116
00:49:26,653 --> 00:49:28,653
and so I'm gonna carve out
some time if I can.

1117
00:49:28,755 --> 00:49:30,254
We're gonna get together.
Meet me then, right?

1118
00:49:30,356 --> 00:49:31,722
- Sounds like a plan.
- Okay, good.

1119
00:49:31,825 --> 00:49:34,425
- We got a signal.
- Let's go.

1120
00:49:34,527 --> 00:49:37,528
<i>♪</i>

1121
00:49:48,341 --> 00:49:52,176
So what happened
between you and Jake?

1122
00:49:52,278 --> 00:49:53,945
Come on!
I've known you long enough

1123
00:49:54,047 --> 00:49:55,413
to know when you're
keeping something from me.

1124
00:49:55,515 --> 00:49:57,482
You do that whole
pouty lip thing.

1125
00:49:57,584 --> 00:50:01,119
It's not pouty lip.
It's a medical condition.

1126
00:50:01,221 --> 00:50:04,155
It's not a condition.
It's your kissing-Jake face.

1127
00:50:04,257 --> 00:50:06,190
[laughing]

1128
00:50:06,292 --> 00:50:09,293
I knew it!
You and the cruise director!

1129
00:50:09,395 --> 00:50:10,528
Scandalous!

1130
00:50:10,630 --> 00:50:11,863
Keep it quiet. Keep it down.

1131
00:50:11,931 --> 00:50:13,264
I don't want him
to get in trouble.

1132
00:50:13,366 --> 00:50:14,465
So you admit it.

1133
00:50:14,567 --> 00:50:17,001
Just keep it quiet, okay?

1134
00:50:17,103 --> 00:50:18,870
You like him though.

1135
00:50:19,973 --> 00:50:21,339
- Oh!
- Hey, ladies!

1136
00:50:21,441 --> 00:50:23,341
- Hi, gorgeous.
- Hey.

1137
00:50:23,443 --> 00:50:26,043
God, I had such a blast with you
in that dance class.

1138
00:50:26,146 --> 00:50:27,812
You got some moves,
you know that?

1139
00:50:27,914 --> 00:50:29,847
You guys know about
the Christmas ball

1140
00:50:29,949 --> 00:50:31,349
on the last night
of the cruise?

1141
00:50:31,451 --> 00:50:32,884
That's gonna be so fun.

1142
00:50:32,986 --> 00:50:36,387
But I don't think
Gil's gonna make it.

1143
00:50:36,489 --> 00:50:37,722
I mean, his feet
are bothering him.

1144
00:50:37,824 --> 00:50:39,357
He is a wreck.

1145
00:50:39,459 --> 00:50:41,993
Mm. So sorry to hear that.

1146
00:50:42,095 --> 00:50:44,395
I'm pretty sure she won't have
a problem finding another date.

1147
00:50:44,497 --> 00:50:47,698
PAUL: Yeah? Are you as good
a dancer as your friend here?

1148
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,169
I don't dance.
I'm a professional wallflower.

1149
00:50:51,271 --> 00:50:53,638
You should try it.
You might like it.

1150
00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:55,706
I'm good.

1151
00:50:55,808 --> 00:50:57,341
- Bye.
- Bye.

1152
00:51:19,265 --> 00:51:23,234
"There is a certain inescapable,
old-fashioned charm

1153
00:51:23,336 --> 00:51:25,503
to Christmas Island.

1154
00:51:25,605 --> 00:51:27,705
At every turn,
the streets are festoon

1155
00:51:27,807 --> 00:51:29,840
with tinsel and candy canes.

1156
00:51:29,943 --> 00:51:32,009
The smell of gingerbread
is in the air,

1157
00:51:32,111 --> 00:51:33,945
and the people are..."

1158
00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:36,447
Festoon.

1159
00:51:36,549 --> 00:51:38,216
That doesn't sound right.

1160
00:51:38,318 --> 00:51:41,219
[phone ringing]

1161
00:51:41,321 --> 00:51:43,087
Hello, it's Pam.

1162
00:51:43,189 --> 00:51:44,288
<i>ARLO: It's me.</i>

1163
00:51:44,390 --> 00:51:47,191
Oh, hey, Arlo.
How's the city?

1164
00:51:47,293 --> 00:51:48,926
Cold, damp, too many people.

1165
00:51:49,028 --> 00:51:51,896
Oh, I went out to
meat packing last night,

1166
00:51:51,998 --> 00:51:53,864
I went to this club.

1167
00:51:53,967 --> 00:51:55,566
<i>It was like booming,</i>
<i>you know?</i>

1168
00:51:55,668 --> 00:51:58,803
<i>Boom, boom, boom, boom!</i>
<i>All the way up to 87th Street.</i>

1169
00:51:58,905 --> 00:52:01,939
<i>Anyway, there was this girl</i>
<i>that was out on the dance floor</i>

1170
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:04,375
that I had to go talk to
and ask her name,

1171
00:52:04,477 --> 00:52:07,211
and you know
what she said to me?

1172
00:52:07,313 --> 00:52:10,214
I have a feeling
this is not gonna go well.

1173
00:52:10,316 --> 00:52:12,817
-<i> She said, "Amy."</i>
- And?

1174
00:52:12,919 --> 00:52:15,553
Actually, I turned around,
and I walked away.

1175
00:52:15,655 --> 00:52:17,088
<i>Why?</i>

1176
00:52:17,190 --> 00:52:18,589
'Cause it was the name
of the first girl

1177
00:52:18,691 --> 00:52:20,091
that I ever fell in love with
in first grade

1178
00:52:20,193 --> 00:52:21,726
<i>and that girl,</i>
<i>she broke my heart, so--</i>

1179
00:52:21,828 --> 00:52:24,428
Wait a second.
You're telling me

1180
00:52:24,530 --> 00:52:27,265
just because the name
reminded you of a bad experience

1181
00:52:27,367 --> 00:52:29,634
that you missed out on
the chance of having a good one?

1182
00:52:29,736 --> 00:52:32,470
<i>When you put it that way,</i>
<i>you make it seem like I missed</i>

1183
00:52:32,572 --> 00:52:34,238
a very good opportunity.

1184
00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:36,107
So how's it going for you?

1185
00:52:36,209 --> 00:52:38,476
- Uh...
-<i> Are you smiling?</i>

1186
00:52:38,578 --> 00:52:41,178
<i>I can hear you smiling</i>
<i>over the phone right now.</i>

1187
00:52:41,281 --> 00:52:42,947
How can you?

1188
00:52:43,016 --> 00:52:44,915
<i>I wasn't thinking about</i>
<i>writing about myself.</i>

1189
00:52:45,018 --> 00:52:47,485
<i>My friend,</i>
<i>she met this hot guy.</i>

1190
00:52:47,587 --> 00:52:49,420
Yeah? All right.

1191
00:52:49,522 --> 00:52:51,756
Your friend.
I like where this is going.

1192
00:52:51,858 --> 00:52:53,591
This is like
a double-trouble story.

1193
00:52:53,693 --> 00:52:55,026
You should write
about that too.

1194
00:52:55,128 --> 00:52:56,827
It's not exactly
what you think.

1195
00:52:56,929 --> 00:52:58,663
<i>Yeah, I think I should've</i>
<i>gone on this cruise.</i>

1196
00:52:58,765 --> 00:53:01,299
I think I'm missing out.
I'm gonna book it for next year.

1197
00:53:01,401 --> 00:53:04,201
<i>Anyway, the whole thing</i>
<i>sounds great.</i>

1198
00:53:04,304 --> 00:53:08,539
Just remember,
more steamy, more circulation.

1199
00:53:08,641 --> 00:53:10,675
- Steamy?
<i>- Or sexy. Whatever.</i>

1200
00:53:10,777 --> 00:53:12,143
Oh.

1201
00:53:12,245 --> 00:53:14,278
Just a shame it's gotta
end though, right?

1202
00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:16,314
What do you mean?

1203
00:53:16,416 --> 00:53:19,350
<i>It's not like you're gonna</i>
<i>stay on that boat forever.</i>

1204
00:53:20,953 --> 00:53:22,787
Pam?

1205
00:53:22,889 --> 00:53:24,622
-<i> Ship.</i>
- What?

1206
00:53:24,724 --> 00:53:26,223
<i>It's called a ship.</i>

1207
00:53:26,326 --> 00:53:29,727
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>
<i>No, you're absolutely right.</i>

1208
00:53:29,829 --> 00:53:31,996
All right, well, hey, I can't
wait to see this final piece.

1209
00:53:32,098 --> 00:53:33,864
It sounds like you got
plenty of material,

1210
00:53:33,966 --> 00:53:37,635
so just remember one thing
for me, Pam: sexy.

1211
00:53:37,737 --> 00:53:39,804
You got it, Arlo, sexy.

1212
00:53:39,906 --> 00:53:41,406
Bye.

1213
00:53:46,179 --> 00:53:49,580
"On my first excursion from
the ship to Christmas Island,

1214
00:53:49,682 --> 00:53:52,650
I met a charming
marine biologist, Paul,

1215
00:53:52,752 --> 00:53:56,887
who complimented me
on my jade flounder necklace."

1216
00:53:56,989 --> 00:53:58,556
[knocking]

1217
00:54:05,798 --> 00:54:07,365
Yes?

1218
00:54:09,102 --> 00:54:11,135
Hmm. What's this?

1219
00:54:23,316 --> 00:54:26,050
"Looking forward to seeing you.

1220
00:54:26,152 --> 00:54:28,452
Secret Santa."

1221
00:54:38,331 --> 00:54:40,731
Hmm, sexy.

1222
00:54:43,736 --> 00:54:46,604
"As night fell over
Christmas Island,

1223
00:54:46,706 --> 00:54:50,474
we found ourselves stranded,
yet finally alone.

1224
00:54:50,576 --> 00:54:52,309
And though it was forbidden,

1225
00:54:52,412 --> 00:54:54,879
we couldn't resist it
any longer.

1226
00:54:54,981 --> 00:54:58,482
Our bodies pressed against
each other for just a moment,

1227
00:54:58,584 --> 00:55:04,321
our hearts throbbing
as our lips deliciously met."

1228
00:55:06,692 --> 00:55:08,192
Now that's sexy.

1229
00:55:08,711 --> 00:55:12,446
<i>♪</i>

1230
00:55:12,548 --> 00:55:14,682
Oh!

1231
00:55:14,784 --> 00:55:16,751
Paul said this place was great.

1232
00:55:16,853 --> 00:55:19,420
You know, I notice
he didn't join us tonight.

1233
00:55:19,522 --> 00:55:22,289
Because you're my best friend,
and I wanted a girls' night,

1234
00:55:22,391 --> 00:55:25,359
especially since you didn't
do anything with me last night.

1235
00:55:25,461 --> 00:55:26,927
- Hey!
- Hey!

1236
00:55:27,029 --> 00:55:28,529
Are you all singing karaoke?

1237
00:55:28,631 --> 00:55:30,431
If I work up enough courage.

1238
00:55:30,533 --> 00:55:34,001
Ho ho ho! What could I get the
two lovebirds to drink tonight?

1239
00:55:34,103 --> 00:55:35,703
Can I get a Sleigh Ride,
please?

1240
00:55:35,805 --> 00:55:37,538
DAVID: Make mine
a Midnight Clear.

1241
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,808
I'll be right back
in a twinkle of Santa's nose.

1242
00:55:42,645 --> 00:55:45,679
I don't know if that was
a song or a drink request.

1243
00:55:45,782 --> 00:55:47,281
♪

1244
00:55:47,383 --> 00:55:49,717
<i>JAKE: Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>boys and girls,</i>

1245
00:55:49,819 --> 00:55:52,720
<i>seasons greetings</i>
<i>and welcome to Karaoke Night</i>

1246
00:55:52,822 --> 00:55:55,222
<i>at the North Pole Bar.</i>

1247
00:55:55,324 --> 00:55:57,792
Hey, all right!

1248
00:55:57,894 --> 00:56:00,795
<i>So I want you to pick up</i>
<i>that old Christmas book</i>

1249
00:56:00,897 --> 00:56:02,496
<i>and thumb through it</i>
<i>and pick out</i>

1250
00:56:02,598 --> 00:56:04,365
<i>your very favorite</i>
<i>Christmas song</i>

1251
00:56:04,467 --> 00:56:07,001
<i>and get busy!</i>

1252
00:56:07,103 --> 00:56:09,970
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly

1253
00:56:10,072 --> 00:56:12,306
♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪

1254
00:56:12,408 --> 00:56:14,542
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪

1255
00:56:14,644 --> 00:56:17,645
♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪

1256
00:56:17,747 --> 00:56:20,047
♪ I am happy
So are you ♪

1257
00:56:20,149 --> 00:56:22,750
♪ Fa la la la la la
La la la ♪

1258
00:56:22,852 --> 00:56:25,519
- Can we get a drink?
- Yeah.

1259
00:56:25,621 --> 00:56:28,522
Hey, I'm Max.
Welcome to North Pole Bar,

1260
00:56:28,624 --> 00:56:29,857
Ho ho ho.

1261
00:56:29,959 --> 00:56:32,359
Hi, Max.
What's the drink special?

1262
00:56:32,461 --> 00:56:34,595
It is the I Saw Mommy
Kissing Santa Claus.

1263
00:56:34,697 --> 00:56:36,063
Are you serious?

1264
00:56:36,165 --> 00:56:37,932
What's in it?

1265
00:56:38,034 --> 00:56:40,734
Eggnog, peppermint,
a little bit of--

1266
00:56:40,837 --> 00:56:43,904
You know what?
Don't tell me. Surprise us.

1267
00:56:44,006 --> 00:56:45,406
It comes with
a Christmas cookie garnish.

1268
00:56:45,508 --> 00:56:46,574
Oh, make it two.

1269
00:56:46,676 --> 00:56:48,542
You got it.

1270
00:56:48,644 --> 00:56:51,512
We're not really gonna
sing karaoke, are we?

1271
00:56:51,614 --> 00:56:53,347
Oh, yeah.
It's gonna be fun.

1272
00:56:53,449 --> 00:56:54,849
♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪

1273
00:56:54,951 --> 00:56:57,351
♪ I'd avoid
that brown bean dip ♪

1274
00:56:57,453 --> 00:57:00,120
♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪

1275
00:57:00,223 --> 00:57:02,122
- Here you go, ladies.
- Oh, thank you.

1276
00:57:02,225 --> 00:57:03,557
You're welcome.

1277
00:57:03,659 --> 00:57:05,759
Okay, well,
here's to having fun.

1278
00:57:05,862 --> 00:57:07,561
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1279
00:57:07,663 --> 00:57:11,532
♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪

1280
00:57:11,634 --> 00:57:13,901
Ooh, wow. Wow.

1281
00:57:14,003 --> 00:57:15,436
Ugh...

1282
00:57:15,538 --> 00:57:17,038
There's the cookies.

1283
00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:20,574
- Thanks, Max.
- Thank you.

1284
00:57:23,012 --> 00:57:25,913
- It's better with the cookies.
- Are you okay?

1285
00:57:26,015 --> 00:57:27,414
I'm wonderful.

1286
00:57:27,516 --> 00:57:29,416
♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪

1287
00:57:29,518 --> 00:57:31,886
♪ I will guide you
through the forest ♪

1288
00:57:31,988 --> 00:57:33,921
♪ Fa la la la la la
La la la ♪

1289
00:57:34,023 --> 00:57:36,457
♪ Help me sing
this silly chorus ♪

1290
00:57:36,559 --> 00:57:40,060
♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪

1291
00:57:40,162 --> 00:57:41,896
Okay.

1292
00:57:41,998 --> 00:57:44,932
So we're gonna do something
a little bit different tonight.

1293
00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:48,302
I'm gonna look around the room
and find a lucky passenger to--

1294
00:57:48,404 --> 00:57:50,771
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen!

1295
00:57:50,873 --> 00:57:53,407
My name is David Holland.

1296
00:57:53,509 --> 00:57:55,276
Holla!

1297
00:57:55,378 --> 00:57:56,577
Oh, wow.

1298
00:57:56,679 --> 00:57:59,313
Most of you probably know me

1299
00:57:59,415 --> 00:58:04,318
from my beautiful
bride-to-be, Jessica.

1300
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:09,690
And I just-- I just wanted
to get up here and...

1301
00:58:09,792 --> 00:58:11,625
I love you.

1302
00:58:11,727 --> 00:58:14,595
I love you too, but stop.

1303
00:58:14,697 --> 00:58:16,830
Do you?

1304
00:58:16,933 --> 00:58:18,766
Are you--
Are you sure about this?

1305
00:58:18,868 --> 00:58:21,869
'Cause I'm kinda scared.
Are you scared?

1306
00:58:21,971 --> 00:58:25,005
JAKE: Okay, David, David.
It's over, it's over now.

1307
00:58:25,107 --> 00:58:26,640
Here, let me have the mic.

1308
00:58:26,742 --> 00:58:28,709
- I feel like--
- Wait, David.

1309
00:58:28,811 --> 00:58:32,012
Give me that microphone!
Everybody, David Holland.

1310
00:58:32,114 --> 00:58:34,782
- Give him a hand!
- Jess!

1311
00:58:34,884 --> 00:58:36,717
And Jessica,
his bride-to-be.

1312
00:58:36,819 --> 00:58:38,185
There you go.
Go get your girl!

1313
00:58:38,287 --> 00:58:39,787
[laughs]

1314
00:58:41,624 --> 00:58:44,992
Okay, well, let's continue
the party, shall we?

1315
00:58:45,094 --> 00:58:47,528
Who's next?
Let me...

1316
00:58:47,630 --> 00:58:50,397
Ma'am, right there,
what is your name?

1317
00:58:50,499 --> 00:58:54,335
Ma'am? Now, you know
you know my name.

1318
00:58:54,437 --> 00:58:56,503
Kind of a salty attitude,
don't you think?

1319
00:58:56,605 --> 00:58:59,239
Why don't we see
if you have a sweeter voice.

1320
00:58:59,342 --> 00:59:01,608
I think I need
some fresh air too.

1321
00:59:03,512 --> 00:59:05,012
Hey, uh...

1322
00:59:06,449 --> 00:59:08,248
Give me that mic.

1323
00:59:08,351 --> 00:59:11,418
And a C, a bouncy C.

1324
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,754
♪ Jingle bells
Jingle bells ♪

1325
00:59:13,856 --> 00:59:16,290
♪ Jingle all the way ♪

1326
00:59:16,359 --> 00:59:18,759
♪ Oh, what fun
it is to ride ♪

1327
00:59:18,861 --> 00:59:21,028
♪ In a one-horse
open sleigh, hey ♪

1328
00:59:21,130 --> 00:59:23,430
♪ Jingle bells
Jingle bells ♪

1329
00:59:23,532 --> 00:59:25,733
♪ Jingle all the way ♪

1330
00:59:25,835 --> 00:59:27,568
♪ Oh, what fun
it is to ride ♪

1331
00:59:27,670 --> 00:59:28,936
PAM: Hey.

1332
00:59:29,038 --> 00:59:31,405
Mind if I join you?

1333
00:59:31,507 --> 00:59:34,475
I'd actually love someone
to talk to right now.

1334
00:59:36,645 --> 00:59:39,446
You're divorced, right?

1335
00:59:40,816 --> 00:59:42,776
That's what you
wanna talk about?

1336
00:59:45,021 --> 00:59:47,554
We're not gonna end well,
are we?

1337
00:59:47,656 --> 00:59:49,857
What do you mean?

1338
00:59:49,959 --> 00:59:51,158
David and me.

1339
00:59:51,227 --> 00:59:53,060
Why would you say that?

1340
00:59:53,162 --> 00:59:55,829
I think you two
make a great couple.

1341
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,234
But I would be lying
if I didn't say

1342
01:00:00,336 --> 01:00:03,203
that I detected jitters
from you.

1343
01:00:03,305 --> 01:00:05,606
You too?
David said the same thing.

1344
01:00:07,710 --> 01:00:09,243
What are you afraid of?

1345
01:00:13,349 --> 01:00:16,717
When I met David,
when I saw him there,

1346
01:00:16,819 --> 01:00:18,786
standing with that plate
of all-you-can-eat--

1347
01:00:18,888 --> 01:00:20,888
- Shrimp?
- You know what?

1348
01:00:20,990 --> 01:00:22,623
It was actually crab legs.

1349
01:00:22,725 --> 01:00:23,657
Okay.

1350
01:00:23,759 --> 01:00:25,492
Anyway...

1351
01:00:25,594 --> 01:00:28,429
I just knew.

1352
01:00:28,531 --> 01:00:32,399
And he made me laugh,
and he made me...

1353
01:00:32,501 --> 01:00:34,435
everything.

1354
01:00:34,537 --> 01:00:37,604
And every day after that,
it just got better and better.

1355
01:00:37,706 --> 01:00:41,642
And I'd be lying if I said
that every day was amazing,

1356
01:00:41,744 --> 01:00:45,579
but he was always there for me.

1357
01:00:45,681 --> 01:00:50,818
I'm having a hard time
detecting what the problem is.

1358
01:00:52,855 --> 01:00:54,822
What if we fizzle out?

1359
01:00:54,924 --> 01:00:56,990
I mean, what happened
to you and your ex?

1360
01:00:57,093 --> 01:00:58,492
- We fizzled out.
- See?

1361
01:00:58,594 --> 01:01:01,595
It was a different situation.

1362
01:01:01,697 --> 01:01:03,630
I'm not even 30 yet.

1363
01:01:03,732 --> 01:01:04,665
Oh!

1364
01:01:04,767 --> 01:01:06,100
Are you bragging?

1365
01:01:06,202 --> 01:01:09,803
No, no. It's just...

1366
01:01:09,905 --> 01:01:13,607
I haven't done anything yet,

1367
01:01:13,709 --> 01:01:16,176
and I'm about to settle down.

1368
01:01:16,278 --> 01:01:18,178
And I see you and your friend,

1369
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,315
and you guys are beautiful,
smart, sophisticated,

1370
01:01:21,417 --> 01:01:23,050
talented women.

1371
01:01:23,152 --> 01:01:26,186
You guys seem perfectly happy.

1372
01:01:26,288 --> 01:01:30,524
I mean, do you even have
a desire to get married again?

1373
01:01:30,626 --> 01:01:33,827
I haven't even thought about it
again until this cruise.

1374
01:01:36,565 --> 01:01:41,135
Look, I don't know
how things will end, but...

1375
01:01:41,237 --> 01:01:43,704
if something so big
starts with a spark,

1376
01:01:43,806 --> 01:01:47,040
anything can happen, right?

1377
01:01:47,143 --> 01:01:49,409
I mean, it could explode
or blow up in your face,

1378
01:01:49,512 --> 01:01:54,014
or it could catch fire
and warm your heart forever.

1379
01:01:57,786 --> 01:01:59,820
Sweetie, don't let the jitters

1380
01:01:59,922 --> 01:02:04,091
stop you from
taking that chance, okay?

1381
01:02:06,829 --> 01:02:09,530
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1382
01:02:12,635 --> 01:02:14,601
- You know what?
- What?

1383
01:02:14,703 --> 01:02:17,604
I'm gonna go find David,
and I'm gonna warm him up.

1384
01:02:17,706 --> 01:02:19,706
Get him, girl!
[laughing]

1385
01:02:21,677 --> 01:02:23,076
Good luck!

1386
01:02:23,179 --> 01:02:26,246
You're an absolute wonder,
you know that?

1387
01:02:26,348 --> 01:02:28,115
You better stop
sneaking up on me like that.

1388
01:02:28,217 --> 01:02:30,217
Oh, yeah?

1389
01:02:30,319 --> 01:02:32,653
I think you like it.

1390
01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:35,722
I gotta admit, though,
I'm a little disappointed

1391
01:02:35,824 --> 01:02:37,357
that I didn't get
to hear you sing.

1392
01:02:37,459 --> 01:02:40,360
Oh. What, were you
disappointed

1393
01:02:40,496 --> 01:02:43,664
that you didn't get to see me
make a fool out of myself?

1394
01:02:46,035 --> 01:02:47,734
You know, I read
a few of your articles,

1395
01:02:47,803 --> 01:02:49,369
and I was listening
to what you said to her,

1396
01:02:49,471 --> 01:02:50,404
and I've gotta tell ya--

1397
01:02:50,506 --> 01:02:52,739
You were listening?

1398
01:02:52,841 --> 01:02:55,976
Yeah, I caught the tail end.

1399
01:02:56,078 --> 01:03:00,547
Pam, you have got such a big,
beautiful heart in there.

1400
01:03:00,649 --> 01:03:04,551
Why are you so afraid
to show it off?

1401
01:03:04,653 --> 01:03:06,086
I'm not afraid.

1402
01:03:06,188 --> 01:03:09,723
Then why are you shaking?

1403
01:03:09,825 --> 01:03:11,325
I am not shaking.

1404
01:03:11,427 --> 01:03:14,294
You are absolutely trembling.

1405
01:03:14,396 --> 01:03:17,130
It's-- It's cold out here.

1406
01:03:17,233 --> 01:03:19,099
If it's so cold, come here.
I'll warm you up.

1407
01:03:19,201 --> 01:03:23,670
May I remind you
that you are still on duty?

1408
01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:27,507
I just got off.

1409
01:03:44,176 --> 01:03:47,377
- [door closes]
- ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

1410
01:03:47,479 --> 01:03:52,349
♪ 'Tis the season--
Someone's not so jolly ♪

1411
01:03:52,451 --> 01:03:53,850
What's the matter?

1412
01:03:53,953 --> 01:03:55,819
I just got finished reading,

1413
01:03:55,888 --> 01:03:57,587
"Finding Love
on a Christmas Cruise."

1414
01:03:57,690 --> 01:03:59,423
Oh.

1415
01:03:59,525 --> 01:04:01,892
Oh? You've been writing
this whole time.

1416
01:04:01,994 --> 01:04:04,528
- It hasn't been a vacation.
- I can explain.

1417
01:04:04,630 --> 01:04:06,863
Explain what? I thought you
wanted to spend time together.

1418
01:04:06,966 --> 01:04:08,732
- I do!
- And have fun for a change.

1419
01:04:08,834 --> 01:04:11,468
- I did!
- The only reason you came

1420
01:04:11,570 --> 01:04:12,936
was to write this article
for<i> New York Minute.</i>

1421
01:04:13,038 --> 01:04:14,538
I feel used.

1422
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,106
Arlo told me that
if I wrote that article

1423
01:04:16,208 --> 01:04:17,541
for the Christmas edition,

1424
01:04:17,643 --> 01:04:19,643
that I would be promoted
to managing editor.

1425
01:04:19,745 --> 01:04:21,378
That's the only reason
why I did it.

1426
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,547
How was that supposed
to make me feel any better?

1427
01:04:23,649 --> 01:04:26,783
Well, because I've had a blast
on this cruise.

1428
01:04:26,885 --> 01:04:28,986
Last night for me was--

1429
01:04:29,088 --> 01:04:30,588
Where were you anyway?

1430
01:04:32,391 --> 01:04:34,224
What, Jake?

1431
01:04:34,326 --> 01:04:36,259
What? But that's amazing!

1432
01:04:36,362 --> 01:04:38,562
I thought you were just
embellishing for the story.

1433
01:04:38,664 --> 01:04:40,564
At first I was, but...

1434
01:04:40,666 --> 01:04:42,899
that man is amazing.

1435
01:04:43,035 --> 01:04:45,335
Oh, my, you really--

1436
01:04:45,437 --> 01:04:46,570
I'm gonna invite him
to my parents' house

1437
01:04:46,672 --> 01:04:47,904
for Christmas dinner.

1438
01:04:48,007 --> 01:04:49,906
- Whoa, that's serious.
- Yeah.

1439
01:04:50,009 --> 01:04:51,475
I'm kinda nervous.

1440
01:04:51,577 --> 01:04:52,676
Oh, don't be nervous.

1441
01:04:52,778 --> 01:04:55,312
Becky, I am so sorry.

1442
01:04:55,414 --> 01:04:57,614
I should've told you.

1443
01:04:57,716 --> 01:05:00,450
But believe me,
this is the best time

1444
01:05:00,552 --> 01:05:03,687
that I have had
in a long, long time.

1445
01:05:03,789 --> 01:05:06,423
I feel like I'm 18 again.

1446
01:05:06,525 --> 01:05:08,692
Oh, that reminds me.
I gonna meet up with Paul.

1447
01:05:08,794 --> 01:05:09,860
Oh, whoa, hey.

1448
01:05:09,962 --> 01:05:11,595
Yeah?

1449
01:05:11,697 --> 01:05:13,797
Thank you.

1450
01:05:13,899 --> 01:05:16,867
It's about time, girl.

1451
01:05:16,969 --> 01:05:18,635
Agreed.

1452
01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:24,541
[door closes]

1453
01:05:24,643 --> 01:05:26,009
<i>♪</i>

1454
01:05:26,111 --> 01:05:27,844
- Okay, everybody in.
- Gotta get the snowman.

1455
01:05:27,946 --> 01:05:29,179
Silly face, silly face.
Come on, now.

1456
01:05:29,281 --> 01:05:31,782
- Right, all right.
- Here we go.

1457
01:05:31,884 --> 01:05:34,684
<i>♪ [continues]</i>

1458
01:05:38,090 --> 01:05:39,890
- Mmm!
- Really?

1459
01:05:39,992 --> 01:05:42,692
- Okay.
- [laughing]

1460
01:05:42,795 --> 01:05:47,764
<i>♪ Take a jet plane</i>
<i>across the stars ♪</i>

1461
01:05:50,102 --> 01:05:56,706
<i>♪ Don't care where we're headed</i>
<i>long as it's you and I ♪</i>

1462
01:05:56,809 --> 01:05:59,543
<i>♪ High above the clouds ♪</i>

1463
01:05:59,645 --> 01:06:03,480
<i>♪ Where the sun always shines ♪</i>

1464
01:06:03,582 --> 01:06:07,951
<i>♪ Anywhere we go</i>
<i>feels like paradise ♪</i>

1465
01:06:09,988 --> 01:06:11,888
BECKY: I can't believe it's
the last big night of the cruise

1466
01:06:11,990 --> 01:06:13,857
before we head back to LA.

1467
01:06:13,959 --> 01:06:15,659
I wonder what would be
the perfect ending?

1468
01:06:15,761 --> 01:06:17,494
PAM: I can think
of a few things.

1469
01:06:17,596 --> 01:06:19,996
I bet they all
start with Jake.

1470
01:06:20,099 --> 01:06:21,765
<i>CAPTAIN OVER P.A.:</i>
<i>Attention, landlubbers,</i>

1471
01:06:21,867 --> 01:06:24,401
<i>this is your indefatigable</i>
<i>captain speaking.</i>

1472
01:06:24,503 --> 01:06:26,403
<i>As this will be our last night</i>
<i>on Christmas Island,</i>

1473
01:06:26,505 --> 01:06:27,871
<i>we'll be winding things down</i>

1474
01:06:27,973 --> 01:06:29,906
<i>with our traditional</i>
<i>celebration.</i>

1475
01:06:30,008 --> 01:06:31,875
<i>Keep your eyes</i>
<i>on the main thoroughfare.</i>

1476
01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:34,444
<i>It looks like Santa has</i>
<i>temporarily grounded his sleigh</i>

1477
01:06:34,546 --> 01:06:38,081
<i>and is riding around in his</i>
<i>spiffy holiday land vehicle.</i>

1478
01:06:38,183 --> 01:06:40,750
- Santa!
- [cheering]

1479
01:06:40,853 --> 01:06:42,686
Ho ho ho!

1480
01:06:42,788 --> 01:06:45,522
Merry Last-night-of-the-cruise.

1481
01:06:45,624 --> 01:06:49,526
<i>Christmas Queen</i> passengers,
follow me.

1482
01:06:49,628 --> 01:06:51,761
Why not?
[laughs]

1483
01:06:51,864 --> 01:06:53,763
SANTA: Yo ho ho.

1484
01:06:53,866 --> 01:06:56,066
PAM: Jake, what's this about?

1485
01:06:56,168 --> 01:06:58,468
This right here?

1486
01:06:58,570 --> 01:07:01,638
This is the miracle tree.

1487
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:05,208
It's hundreds of years old.

1488
01:07:05,310 --> 01:07:07,210
Never get any taller than that.

1489
01:07:07,312 --> 01:07:10,547
Every year on
the last night of the cruise,

1490
01:07:10,649 --> 01:07:12,716
passengers, they come here,
and you see all these presents?

1491
01:07:12,818 --> 01:07:15,785
They leave them
all around the tree.

1492
01:07:15,888 --> 01:07:18,822
They get collected up
and passed around

1493
01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:21,324
to needy kids in Los Angeles.

1494
01:07:23,095 --> 01:07:26,463
It puts things in perspective,
doesn't it?

1495
01:07:26,565 --> 01:07:29,599
I guess we forgot
to bring a gift, huh?

1496
01:07:29,701 --> 01:07:31,401
Oh, no. Come on, no.

1497
01:07:31,503 --> 01:07:34,004
Don't worry about that.
It's okay.

1498
01:07:34,106 --> 01:07:39,476
You know, when the
Christmas cruise first started,

1499
01:07:39,578 --> 01:07:43,246
it was to celebrate
the one time of year

1500
01:07:43,348 --> 01:07:47,250
where people set aside
their differences

1501
01:07:47,352 --> 01:07:50,787
and put up these little
shiny lights,

1502
01:07:50,889 --> 01:07:53,957
this beautiful
little miracle tree

1503
01:07:54,059 --> 01:07:57,294
and to celebrate everything
that's right in the world.

1504
01:07:59,231 --> 01:08:01,498
It still is.

1505
01:08:04,102 --> 01:08:07,938
It's sometimes easy to forget
about all that though, huh?

1506
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:09,806
Thanks for reminding me, Jake.

1507
01:08:09,908 --> 01:08:11,408
Yeah, thanks, Jake.

1508
01:08:13,779 --> 01:08:15,279
My friends.

1509
01:08:17,549 --> 01:08:20,450
♪ Joy to the world ♪

1510
01:08:20,552 --> 01:08:23,420
♪ The Lord is come ♪

1511
01:08:23,488 --> 01:08:29,226
♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪

1512
01:08:29,328 --> 01:08:32,295
♪ Let every heart ♪

1513
01:08:32,397 --> 01:08:34,998
♪ Prepare Him room ♪

1514
01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:37,500
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1515
01:08:37,603 --> 01:08:39,836
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1516
01:08:39,938 --> 01:08:42,305
♪ And heaven ♪

1517
01:08:42,407 --> 01:08:45,008
♪ And nature sing ♪

1518
01:08:45,110 --> 01:08:47,010
♪ He rules the world ♪

1519
01:08:47,112 --> 01:08:49,412
♪ With truth and grace ♪

1520
01:08:49,514 --> 01:08:54,417
♪ And makes the nations prove ♪

1521
01:08:54,519 --> 01:08:56,820
♪ The glories of ♪

1522
01:08:56,922 --> 01:08:59,256
♪ His righteousness ♪

1523
01:08:59,358 --> 01:09:01,324
♪ And wonders of His love ♪

1524
01:09:01,426 --> 01:09:03,460
♪ And wonders of His love ♪

1525
01:09:03,528 --> 01:09:05,862
♪ And wonders and wonders ♪

1526
01:09:05,964 --> 01:09:07,364
♪ Of His love ♪

1527
01:09:07,466 --> 01:09:08,598
PAM: Merry Christmas!

1528
01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:10,700
JAKE: Merry Christmas!

1529
01:09:12,104 --> 01:09:14,004
[ship horn blows]

1530
01:09:14,106 --> 01:09:17,407
♪

1531
01:09:20,612 --> 01:09:22,512
I have to admit,
I love the gowns.

1532
01:09:22,614 --> 01:09:24,214
Thank you for the loaner.

1533
01:09:24,316 --> 01:09:27,417
It's one of the perks of
working in fashion: the clothes.

1534
01:09:27,486 --> 01:09:31,254
My goodness gracious,
you look drop-dead gorgeous!

1535
01:09:31,356 --> 01:09:34,124
You guys clean up
pretty good yourself.

1536
01:09:34,226 --> 01:09:35,959
Cleaned up...

1537
01:09:36,061 --> 01:09:37,961
yet still ruggedly handsome.

1538
01:09:38,063 --> 01:09:40,764
Yes. If you guys
were to rescue us

1539
01:09:40,866 --> 01:09:42,766
from some dangerous spies,

1540
01:09:42,868 --> 01:09:44,434
please dress like this.

1541
01:09:44,536 --> 01:09:46,269
That's a deal.

1542
01:09:46,371 --> 01:09:47,304
♪

1543
01:09:47,406 --> 01:09:48,738
It's our song.

1544
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,340
Madam.

1545
01:09:55,747 --> 01:09:57,647
Okay.

1546
01:09:57,716 --> 01:10:00,417
- Paul's a pretty good dancer.
- Yes, he is.

1547
01:10:00,519 --> 01:10:01,718
So's your friend.

1548
01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:03,320
Yeah.

1549
01:10:04,323 --> 01:10:06,656
Hey.

1550
01:10:06,758 --> 01:10:08,391
Would you care to dance?

1551
01:10:08,527 --> 01:10:11,995
I told you,
I have three left feet.

1552
01:10:12,097 --> 01:10:15,765
I got four, so come on out here.
Come on the dance floor.

1553
01:10:15,867 --> 01:10:18,335
- Okay.
- Don't be shy.

1554
01:10:18,437 --> 01:10:20,704
You're gonna do just fine.

1555
01:10:22,074 --> 01:10:23,239
Yeah.

1556
01:10:23,342 --> 01:10:24,908
See there?
Look at that.

1557
01:10:25,010 --> 01:10:26,876
- Oh.
- You're dancing.

1558
01:10:29,948 --> 01:10:33,183
Oh, I would love to see
the look on my mother's face.

1559
01:10:33,285 --> 01:10:34,818
And why's that?

1560
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:36,553
Well...

1561
01:10:40,258 --> 01:10:42,092
every year I go home
for Christmas dinner

1562
01:10:42,194 --> 01:10:44,661
and since the divorce,

1563
01:10:44,763 --> 01:10:48,531
my mother always asks me,
"Are you bringing someone?"

1564
01:10:48,633 --> 01:10:50,300
[laughing]

1565
01:10:50,402 --> 01:10:53,803
And when my mother asks,
"Are you bringing someone?"

1566
01:10:53,905 --> 01:10:55,638
she means...

1567
01:10:59,444 --> 01:11:02,112
BOTH: Someone special.

1568
01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:04,381
Exactly.

1569
01:11:04,483 --> 01:11:06,383
And she always,
without fail,

1570
01:11:06,485 --> 01:11:09,052
thinks I'm kidding
when I tell her no.

1571
01:11:09,154 --> 01:11:11,654
She thinks I'm going
to surprise her,

1572
01:11:11,757 --> 01:11:14,557
so she's doubly disappointed
when I arrive by myself.

1573
01:11:14,659 --> 01:11:16,826
Wow.

1574
01:11:16,928 --> 01:11:19,048
That's a whole lotta pressure
right there.

1575
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:27,036
So I was wondering,
if you weren't doing anything,

1576
01:11:27,139 --> 01:11:29,239
- would--
- Would I like...

1577
01:11:29,341 --> 01:11:31,541
to go home with you
this Christmas

1578
01:11:31,643 --> 01:11:33,943
and meet your mother.

1579
01:11:34,012 --> 01:11:36,179
Yes.

1580
01:11:36,281 --> 01:11:38,014
I would love to do that.

1581
01:11:38,116 --> 01:11:40,650
I would love
to meet your mother.

1582
01:11:40,752 --> 01:11:42,051
But the truth is,

1583
01:11:42,154 --> 01:11:43,987
I have two more cruises
after this one,

1584
01:11:44,089 --> 01:11:45,989
and I'm gonna be
on the high seas

1585
01:11:46,091 --> 01:11:47,657
until early January.

1586
01:11:47,759 --> 01:11:49,859
I-I...

1587
01:11:49,961 --> 01:11:53,029
Hey, Pam, no,
look at me, look.

1588
01:11:53,131 --> 01:11:55,231
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.

1589
01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:58,268
You know how serious
I take my job, right?

1590
01:11:58,370 --> 01:12:00,937
And you of all people
must understand that--

1591
01:12:01,039 --> 01:12:04,240
No, no, it's okay,
I understand.

1592
01:12:04,342 --> 01:12:06,543
I understand.

1593
01:12:06,645 --> 01:12:09,712
It's just that
this change of pace

1594
01:12:09,815 --> 01:12:12,382
has been really good
for me, and...

1595
01:12:12,451 --> 01:12:15,385
I thought maybe
switching things up...

1596
01:12:15,487 --> 01:12:17,987
might be good for you too.

1597
01:12:22,294 --> 01:12:24,194
I'm gonna go get
some fresh air.

1598
01:12:24,296 --> 01:12:26,162
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.

1599
01:12:28,733 --> 01:12:30,233
Sure.

1600
01:12:42,914 --> 01:12:44,414
You're upset.

1601
01:12:46,518 --> 01:12:48,084
Why would I be upset?

1602
01:12:51,189 --> 01:12:53,490
Pam.

1603
01:12:53,592 --> 01:12:55,632
You're an amazing woman,
you know that?

1604
01:12:57,329 --> 01:12:59,729
But you're breaking up with me.

1605
01:12:59,831 --> 01:13:03,466
No, no, of course not.
No, I don't want you to go.

1606
01:13:03,568 --> 01:13:05,502
- You mean stay here?
- Yes.

1607
01:13:06,938 --> 01:13:09,239
So you want me
to quit my dream job,

1608
01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:11,341
move out of my nice apartment
in New York,

1609
01:13:11,443 --> 01:13:13,643
and follow you around
on the high seas.

1610
01:13:13,745 --> 01:13:16,746
Hold on. You said the change
has been good for you.

1611
01:13:16,848 --> 01:13:19,415
Yes, on vacation.

1612
01:13:19,518 --> 01:13:23,953
You can't live
your entire life on vacation.

1613
01:13:24,055 --> 01:13:26,656
I thought your dream job
was being a novelist?

1614
01:13:26,758 --> 01:13:29,626
I live in the real world, Jake.

1615
01:13:29,728 --> 01:13:31,628
This is not the real world.

1616
01:13:31,730 --> 01:13:34,097
This is some type
of fantasy land

1617
01:13:34,199 --> 01:13:37,767
where you can make it Christmas
whenever you want.

1618
01:13:37,869 --> 01:13:42,138
Meanwhile, I have
to pay bills, taxes.

1619
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:43,973
I've gotta find out
where I'm gonna live

1620
01:13:44,075 --> 01:13:45,808
and whether or not my boss
is gonna fire me

1621
01:13:45,911 --> 01:13:49,212
because I don't finish
my article edited on time.

1622
01:13:49,314 --> 01:13:51,381
You're not happy.

1623
01:13:51,483 --> 01:13:55,618
How many people do you know
that end up happy?

1624
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:57,687
I don't know.
I'm looking around this ship

1625
01:13:57,789 --> 01:14:00,523
and it seems like
a lot of people are happy.

1626
01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:04,661
Have you talked to everyone
on this boat?

1627
01:14:04,763 --> 01:14:06,629
Oh, I forgot!

1628
01:14:06,731 --> 01:14:08,565
You're the cruise director.

1629
01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:12,135
Well, most people are gonna
have to go home too, Jake.

1630
01:14:12,237 --> 01:14:13,937
But you don't.

1631
01:14:20,145 --> 01:14:23,146
Jake, you can come
and stay in New York,

1632
01:14:23,248 --> 01:14:26,182
have a great Christmas
there too.

1633
01:14:26,284 --> 01:14:29,319
I mean, we don't have
palm trees and waves,

1634
01:14:29,421 --> 01:14:33,089
but there's Christmas lights
on Fifth Avenue.

1635
01:14:35,327 --> 01:14:37,760
And the Rockettes
and ice skating.

1636
01:14:37,862 --> 01:14:39,862
I know.
I know all about this, Pam.

1637
01:14:39,965 --> 01:14:43,499
I know there's a big blowout
on New Year's Eve as well.

1638
01:14:43,602 --> 01:14:45,234
I know.

1639
01:14:46,972 --> 01:14:48,538
Pam.

1640
01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:52,308
This is my life.

1641
01:14:54,546 --> 01:14:57,880
I want you to be
part of my life.

1642
01:14:57,983 --> 01:15:00,583
My life is not
on a ship, Jake.

1643
01:15:00,685 --> 01:15:03,586
And your life isn't working
for that paper either.

1644
01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:09,692
All the articles that I've read
that you've written--

1645
01:15:09,794 --> 01:15:11,894
your friend Becky,

1646
01:15:11,997 --> 01:15:15,264
Jessica, the girl
who's scared to get married,

1647
01:15:15,367 --> 01:15:17,567
me--

1648
01:15:17,669 --> 01:15:22,138
you've offered all of us
great advice.

1649
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:25,174
Now let me offer you some.

1650
01:15:26,678 --> 01:15:29,879
Take a chance.
You hear me?

1651
01:15:29,981 --> 01:15:32,849
Take a chance
and bet on yourself.

1652
01:15:34,386 --> 01:15:35,918
And you gotta focus
on your writing.

1653
01:15:36,021 --> 01:15:38,421
You gotta get that book
together.

1654
01:15:38,523 --> 01:15:41,157
'Cause you know something?
I believe in you.

1655
01:15:41,259 --> 01:15:42,759
And other people, they--

1656
01:15:42,861 --> 01:15:44,761
Pam, they believe in you.

1657
01:15:44,863 --> 01:15:48,064
Now it's just a matter of...

1658
01:15:48,166 --> 01:15:51,034
you believing in you.

1659
01:15:57,909 --> 01:16:00,276
So where does that leave us?

1660
01:16:04,182 --> 01:16:06,182
With a lot
of Christmas memories.

1661
01:16:46,007 --> 01:16:47,940
"Christmas Cruise."

1662
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:57,383
By Pamela Stevenson.

1663
01:17:10,398 --> 01:17:14,767
<i>♪</i>

1664
01:19:22,530 --> 01:19:24,030
<i>♪</i>

1665
01:19:24,132 --> 01:19:26,899
<i>♪ You gotta shake it</i>
<i>like Santa ♪</i>

1666
01:19:27,001 --> 01:19:29,268
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1667
01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:30,903
Merry Christmas, Pam!

1668
01:19:31,005 --> 01:19:32,038
Merry Christmas.

1669
01:19:32,140 --> 01:19:34,173
How was your Christmas cruise?

1670
01:19:34,275 --> 01:19:35,675
Life changing.

1671
01:19:35,777 --> 01:19:38,177
Ooh, that calls
for a celebration!

1672
01:19:38,279 --> 01:19:39,879
Of course.

1673
01:19:39,981 --> 01:19:42,081
- Oh!
- You want a snowman cupcake?

1674
01:19:42,183 --> 01:19:44,750
I spent three days baking
a huge batch for the party.

1675
01:19:44,852 --> 01:19:46,285
It's my specialty.

1676
01:19:46,387 --> 01:19:48,688
Actually, those look
pretty great.

1677
01:19:48,790 --> 01:19:53,225
But it looks like you outdid
yourself this time, kiddo.

1678
01:19:53,328 --> 01:19:54,594
TOBY: Nailed it!

1679
01:19:54,696 --> 01:19:57,096
- Oh, hey!
- Hey, hey.

1680
01:19:57,198 --> 01:19:58,965
- This is Amy.
- Amy!

1681
01:19:59,067 --> 01:20:01,434
I've heard so much about you.
Nice to meet you.

1682
01:20:01,536 --> 01:20:03,736
It's so nice to meet you too.
Happy Hanukkah.

1683
01:20:03,838 --> 01:20:05,304
Same to you.

1684
01:20:05,406 --> 01:20:08,274
And this is the new
managing editor

1685
01:20:08,376 --> 01:20:10,409
of the<i> New York Minute.</i>

1686
01:20:10,511 --> 01:20:12,812
- What?
- Yes, yes. I read the article!

1687
01:20:12,914 --> 01:20:14,380
Are you kidding me?
It was fantastic!

1688
01:20:14,482 --> 01:20:15,948
I loved it, I loved it.

1689
01:20:16,050 --> 01:20:19,986
So I suggest to you
that you start interviewing

1690
01:20:20,088 --> 01:20:22,488
the most handsome personal
assistants you can find.

1691
01:20:22,590 --> 01:20:25,491
Actually, I was thinking--

1692
01:20:25,593 --> 01:20:28,461
I love when you're thinking.
She is such a great thinker.

1693
01:20:28,563 --> 01:20:31,998
I think I'm gonna need
some time off.

1694
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:35,301
Yeah, great! You earned it.
When do you wanna come back?

1695
01:20:35,370 --> 01:20:38,204
I'm not coming back.

1696
01:20:41,075 --> 01:20:42,808
You're going after the guy
on the boat, aren't ya?

1697
01:20:42,910 --> 01:20:45,578
- The ship.
- Huh?

1698
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:48,748
I'm not going after anyone.

1699
01:20:48,850 --> 01:20:52,752
I'm an intelligent, talented,
sophisticated woman.

1700
01:20:52,854 --> 01:20:55,588
If any man wants to be with me,

1701
01:20:55,690 --> 01:20:58,290
then he's gonna have
to come and get me.

1702
01:20:58,393 --> 01:21:02,094
And I am finally
gonna write my book.

1703
01:21:02,196 --> 01:21:04,363
Yeah, I'm gonna stop
talking about it,

1704
01:21:04,465 --> 01:21:06,966
and I'm gonna be about it.

1705
01:21:07,068 --> 01:21:08,701
That's what I wanna do.

1706
01:21:08,803 --> 01:21:10,269
Attention, workers.

1707
01:21:10,371 --> 01:21:14,173
It is time
for Christmas karaoke!

1708
01:21:14,275 --> 01:21:17,476
[cheering]

1709
01:21:17,578 --> 01:21:22,281
Now, since I'm obviously
the headliner,

1710
01:21:22,383 --> 01:21:25,651
do I have any volunteers
for an opening act?

1711
01:21:28,056 --> 01:21:30,322
Pam. Really?

1712
01:21:30,425 --> 01:21:32,091
Really.

1713
01:21:33,661 --> 01:21:35,327
Whatcha got?

1714
01:21:35,430 --> 01:21:37,830
I got a lot.
What are you in the mood for?

1715
01:21:37,899 --> 01:21:40,066
Um...

1716
01:21:40,168 --> 01:21:43,135
How about something with...

1717
01:21:43,237 --> 01:21:46,172
[snaps fingers]
Yeah, a little bit of sass.

1718
01:21:47,942 --> 01:21:50,409
♪

1719
01:21:50,511 --> 01:21:52,011
PAM: Okay, um...

1720
01:21:53,181 --> 01:21:55,815
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪

1721
01:21:55,917 --> 01:21:57,783
♪ [continues]

1722
01:21:59,821 --> 01:22:01,321
All right.

1723
01:22:02,290 --> 01:22:04,023
J-Jake?

1724
01:22:06,494 --> 01:22:08,527
No, no, please,
don't stop on my account.

1725
01:22:08,629 --> 01:22:10,396
Go ahead.

1726
01:22:10,498 --> 01:22:12,798
Jake, what are you doing here?

1727
01:22:15,269 --> 01:22:18,270
I thought you needed saving.

1728
01:22:20,641 --> 01:22:25,377
Oh, Jake, the time
that we spent was amazing.

1729
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:29,715
I'm so grateful that I met you,
and the fun that we had, but...

1730
01:22:29,817 --> 01:22:32,284
I can't live on a ship.

1731
01:22:32,386 --> 01:22:36,188
I could visit
occasionally, but...

1732
01:22:36,290 --> 01:22:40,893
there's a whole world out there
that I wanna see, and...

1733
01:22:40,962 --> 01:22:42,895
I wanna be my own captain.

1734
01:22:45,366 --> 01:22:49,101
And I wanna be your first mate.

1735
01:22:50,805 --> 01:22:52,238
Really?

1736
01:22:52,340 --> 01:22:57,042
After you left,
I spent a few days at sea.

1737
01:22:57,145 --> 01:23:00,679
I've never felt more alone
in my life.

1738
01:23:02,049 --> 01:23:04,383
It just wasn't the same.

1739
01:23:04,485 --> 01:23:07,419
And if you're not
gonna be there with me,

1740
01:23:07,522 --> 01:23:10,456
I don't wanna be
out on the sea.

1741
01:23:18,399 --> 01:23:20,299
[cheers, applause]

1742
01:23:27,074 --> 01:23:30,609
Okay, now I think there's
just a few more special people

1743
01:23:30,711 --> 01:23:32,978
that I need to meet.

1744
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,747
Agreed.

1745
01:23:34,849 --> 01:23:36,015
Oh, baby.

1746
01:23:36,117 --> 01:23:39,185
<i>♪</i>

1747
01:23:39,287 --> 01:23:42,855
<i>♪ My baby's home ♪</i>

1748
01:23:42,957 --> 01:23:44,590
<i>♪ So far away ♪</i>

1749
01:23:44,692 --> 01:23:45,858
Mom, Dad!

1750
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,793
- Come on in, you guys.
- Thanks.

1751
01:23:47,862 --> 01:23:49,829
Oh! Hey, Mom.

1752
01:23:49,931 --> 01:23:52,198
Welcome home, baby.

1753
01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:55,267
I got somebody
I want you to meet.

1754
01:23:55,369 --> 01:23:56,669
This is Jake.

1755
01:23:56,771 --> 01:23:57,803
Hi.

1756
01:23:57,905 --> 01:24:00,339
He's a total fox!

1757
01:24:00,441 --> 01:24:02,508
[laughing]

1758
01:24:02,610 --> 01:24:05,444
- Merry Christmas.
- So nice to meet you!

1759
01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:06,879
JAKE: You too.

1760
01:24:06,981 --> 01:24:08,047
Huh.

1761
01:24:08,149 --> 01:24:09,949
<i>♪ No, it ain't easy ♪</i>

1762
01:24:10,051 --> 01:24:12,651
<i>PAM: And so,</i>
<i>having quit my dream job</i>

1763
01:24:12,753 --> 01:24:16,055
<i>and still riding high</i>
<i>on the spirit of Christmas,</i>

1764
01:24:16,157 --> 01:24:18,057
<i>I went to the one place</i>
<i>where I could forget</i>

1765
01:24:18,159 --> 01:24:20,526
<i>all my troubles for a while</i>

1766
01:24:20,628 --> 01:24:22,561
<i>and just enjoy the holidays.</i>

1767
01:24:22,663 --> 01:24:23,996
Merry Christmas, Dad!

1768
01:24:24,098 --> 01:24:25,598
<i>Home.</i>

1769
01:24:29,003 --> 01:24:31,537
<i>In the end, I remember</i>
<i>what Jake had told me</i>

1770
01:24:31,606 --> 01:24:33,072
<i>about the little things.</i>

1771
01:24:33,174 --> 01:24:34,673
<i>They weren't just details.</i>

1772
01:24:34,775 --> 01:24:36,675
<i>They were the things</i>
<i>we hold on to</i>

1773
01:24:36,777 --> 01:24:39,245
<i>when we need to remember</i>
<i>something wonderful.</i>

1774
01:24:39,347 --> 01:24:42,548
<i>♪ All year long,</i>
<i>it's the same old song ♪</i>

1775
01:24:42,650 --> 01:24:44,383
<i>♪ It's so hard to break away ♪</i>

1776
01:24:44,485 --> 01:24:49,755
<i>PAM: The first memory shared</i>
<i>in a great relationship.</i>

1777
01:24:52,193 --> 01:24:55,361
<i>Or trading dream jobs that</i>
<i>we thought would make you happy</i>

1778
01:24:55,463 --> 01:24:59,198
<i>for ones that actually</i>
<i>do make you happy.</i>

1779
01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:02,568
"My first instinct was
to take a picture with my phone,

1780
01:25:02,670 --> 01:25:06,772
but Jake said
to just try enjoying it.

1781
01:25:06,874 --> 01:25:09,008
And I came to realize that

1782
01:25:09,110 --> 01:25:11,944
that went for
just about everything,

1783
01:25:12,046 --> 01:25:16,548
whether it was sunsets
or setbacks or a crisis

1784
01:25:16,651 --> 01:25:19,018
or even Christmas.

1785
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,020
Life is short.

1786
01:25:21,122 --> 01:25:24,423
Why not try to have some fun?

1787
01:25:24,525 --> 01:25:25,858
The end."

1788
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:28,794
[applause]

1789
01:25:28,896 --> 01:25:31,163
Thank you. Thank you.

1790
01:25:37,471 --> 01:25:39,138
<i>PAM: But in the end...</i>

1791
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,407
Thank you.

1792
01:25:41,509 --> 01:25:45,577
<i>the most important memories</i>

1793
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:48,447
<i>all seemed to start at home</i>

1794
01:25:48,516 --> 01:25:50,482
<i>with the people you love.</i>

1795
01:26:15,876 --> 01:26:17,176
Hey.

1796
01:26:17,278 --> 01:26:19,111
Hey.

1797
01:26:19,213 --> 01:26:20,846
What's this?

1798
01:26:20,948 --> 01:26:23,849
Only one way to find out.
Open it.

1799
01:26:34,628 --> 01:26:38,964
"I'm so glad
that we found each other."

1800
01:26:41,635 --> 01:26:43,902
I wanted you to have that.

1801
01:26:47,308 --> 01:26:48,808
Your big beautiful heart.

1802
01:26:51,445 --> 01:26:52,978
Merry Christmas, Jake.

1803
01:26:54,482 --> 01:26:56,582
Merry Christmas, Pam.

1804
01:27:02,056 --> 01:27:06,325
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1805
01:27:06,427 --> 01:27:09,695
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1806
01:27:09,797 --> 01:27:11,830
<i>♪ Feel the love all around ♪</i>

1807
01:27:11,932 --> 01:27:14,366
<i>♪ See the smiles</i>
<i>across this town ♪</i>

1808
01:27:14,468 --> 01:27:16,508
<i>♪ 'Cause the kids</i>
<i>are counting down ♪</i>

1809
01:27:17,158 --> 01:27:19,158
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